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For Crying Out Loud · 997 episodes with transcripts

Lynette Carolla, and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor are two mothers of twins just trying not to eff it up.

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Gas, Grass or Ass

October 9, 2026

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor (0:15)

What's happening?

Lynette Carolla (0:16)

Welcome to our Friday show. What a long week.

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor (0:23)

It really has been. And then our next show is going to be due, like, when we record on Sunday, we're going to be doing a show like, when we record on a Tuesday, it's kind of a drag. I know. Then next Monday hits you fast.

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