Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast Transcripts
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Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons.
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Latest Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast transcripts
9.01 - Since U Been Gone
January 26, 2026
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
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SPEAKER_2 (0:35)
Welcome back to Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons, where improvisers who've never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. I am the great wizard Bortlesnort, your host! Our heroes have a magic school, but Quinny doesn't have a patron. Gartok helped convince the ghost of Phineas he had done good in the…
Tom McGee (1:13)
Dumb-Dumbs, eventful things are occurring across the planet of Torreal. Things in Faerun, things in the Planteer Nation, things in city-states and countries, provinces, towns, across the planet. But here in Asgard, perhaps the biggest news of all is the death of Quinny's patron, Baba Yaga, whose decapitated head has…
So as celebrations ring out across the land of another evil monster put down, here in the castle in Asgard, we have your reactions to cut to. Because as you'll recall, at the end of last season, we found out this news and then immediately jumped away. Now, I want to preface all this by saying we're going to spend…
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