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Dear Chelsea Podcast Transcripts

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On this weekly advice show, comedian & author Chelsea Handler answers listener questions with the hilarious edge you know her for.

Spoken has transcripts of 363 Dear Chelsea episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 9, 2026.

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Latest Dear Chelsea transcripts

Minisode: Getting Into Heaven with Chelsea + Catherine

October 9, 2026

Chelsea Handler (0:00)

Okay, Hi and Mighty Tour, guys, is continuing. Pittsburgh on October 9th, Toronto is October 10th, October 16th is Boise, Spokane is the 17th, then San Francisco, November 7th, and November 13th is Salt Lake. November 20th is Austin, then Houston, and then Irving. November 20th, November 21st, and November 22nd, I…

Then I'm going to Palm Beach, Florida, December 16th, by popular demand. Then Hollywood, Florida, December 17th, and then two shows in Tampa, Florida on December 18th. So I will see you guys on the road. Come and see the High and Mighty Tour. I'll give you some LSD.

Catherine Law (0:56)

Hi, Chelsea.

Chelsea Handler (0:57)

Welcome to another mini-soda of Dear Chelsea from the Dear Chelsea Podcast Network.

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