Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't Podcast Transcripts
Tony Santore · 297 episodes with transcripts
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Bolivia Rants
October 4, 2026
Tony Santore (0:00)
This whole hotel is a biohazard. Welcome to the Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't Podcast. We're coming to you from Miami. We're in a Motel 6 in Miami. Beautiful Cutler Bay.
And the whole hotel is a fucking biohazard. The whole, I feel, when I was walking out of here, it's Sunday morning, when I was walking out of here today, I felt like I'd been sucking dick for, you know, like $20 or something behind the dumpster. I felt debased. Would you say that, how did you feel when you walked…
Lily (0:32)
It's more of the fragrance that assaults my senses.
Tony Santore (0:35)
Mildew and dog shit when we were walking back up the steps.
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