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Crash Dummies Podcast · 278 episodes with transcripts

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

Spoken has transcripts of 278 Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1574039703/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike transcripts

Crash Court is Back! - Episode 279

October 7, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:01)

Welcome back, frickin frack. Welcome to the jungle.

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

ABC Tonight.

SPEAKER_3 (0:07)

Abbott is back.

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