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Gayle & Oprah. Bonnie & Clyde. Nicole & Sasheer. Enter the pantheon of best friendship. When you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you can still have this podcast.

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Nicole Loves The Mall

October 7, 2026

Allie Kahan (0:02)

This is a Headgum Podcast.

Nicole Byer (0:05)

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Sasheer Zamata (1:08)

Hello, hello, Nicole.

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