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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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Latest Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet transcripts

410:  Reviews of Bookstores with Lauren Kilby and Karen Whitehouse

October 7, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Xandy Schiefer (0:36)

Hello and welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. This is a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I am your brother host. My name is Xandy.

Christine Schiefer (0:45)

Hi, I'm your sister host. My name is Christine.

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