A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein Podcast Transcripts
Matt Bernstein · 84 episodes with transcripts
For years, Matt’s been unpacking the events, people, and culture wars shaping the world around us. On A Bit Fruity, we take deeper dives into those issues — joined by celebrities, experts, and journalists who help us laugh and learn along the way. Follow Matt: https://www.instagram.
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The Masked Lesbian Psyop
October 2, 2026
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
Alrighty folks, so you think that Woke went away, that it was in remission, wrong. Now, there's a story that came out from The Boston Globe that has apparently shattered all of their records in terms of subscriptions, because it demonstrates full scale how psychotic the bleeding edge of the left is.
SPEAKER_2 (0:17)
On rare occasion, there is a circumstance so momentous or bizarre or extraordinary that it leaves almost no room for subjective analysis. All I can do in these cases, if I'm going to speak of it at all, is simply relay it to you in stupefied amazement.
SPEAKER_3 (0:32)
We've got to talk about the Lesbian Bar, do we not?
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