93X Half-Assed Morning Show Podcast Transcripts
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM · 100 episodes with transcripts
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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See ya at the Border Bash!
October 8, 2026
Nick Born (0:16)
Yeah, once in a while, Josh. Every once in a while, F-Off Day comes early. Welcome, folks, to the Half-Assed Morning Show. Today, we'll go into the official record books as our final final, at least as far as morning broadcasts go. As we've mentioned once or twice tomorrow, we'll be taking a crack at the very first…
If you listen tomorrow at this time, you'll hear some hastily put together highlight show that nobody cares about. We'll all be sound asleep, readying ourselves for our trip to Wisconsin.
Josh Bitney (1:20)
My plan is to get turnt.
I'm going to get turnt starting at 2.30, and I'll be turnt all the way through until 7 Then I'll start regretting things at 7.02.
Dana Wessel (1:29)
Turnt on what?
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