Zohran Mamdani Drops October 7 Post and Ignores One Tiny Jihadi Detail

Steven Crowder (0:00)

Everybody, that's enough, we don't need to be, the audience doesn't need to know, it's talking about olive oil and bergamot. Which means, you know, we got the Guinea in third chair today. You can't talk, your mic's off, Nick. But funniest man alive, Nick DiPaolo. You were telling me about olive oil and the reason that good olive oil, you know, Italians and Americans don't know. And by the way, he's probably right. I gotta trust the Dago. Cornell 7 You. It's getting worse.

It's getting worse, the Cornell 7 today. We're gonna give you some updates, but this is very clearly a witch hunt, which brings us to a segment I'm very excited about. People say it's a witch hunt. They say the Salem witch trials. And a lot of people now believe, oh man, that was a mistake. I think we need to double down. I don't think you know the true story of not just Salem, but the witch trials and what was going on. What is your interpretation? What's your impression of the witch trials? Was it just mass hysteria and a way to go after women? I think you, wear a mouth guard because this tin can about to kick is gonna hit you in the teeth. Outside of that, the English like to censor, including conservatives in England because they're not really conservative. Let's go on with the show. Happy Halloween and stuff.

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SPEAKER_3 (2:46)

Oh shoot, I already did hit it.

Steven Crowder (2:49)

All right, let's just get on with this, because we got a full house today. It's gonna be, it's a mad house. By the way, that Monster Mash.

Once you get past the gimmickry.

SPEAKER_4 (2:58)

It does, it slaps.

Steven Crowder (3:00)

It's a good song.

Josh Firestine (3:01)

Is it?

SPEAKER_4 (3:02)

Yeah.

Josh Firestine (3:02)

You sure? I love it.

Steven Crowder (3:03)

I love it.

Josh Firestine (3:04)

He loves it.

Steven Crowder (3:05)

You're the odd man out, Captain Morgan CEO. Don't care how you are, because you don't like Monster Mash.

Josh Firestine (3:09)

I'm doing well though.

Steven Crowder (3:10)

And the man who agreed And if you're. pleased with me, and I feel like I'm in good company, you can go see him tomorrow. Dallas, Texas, Hyenas Comedy Club, everyone in the Dallas area go out, see the funniest man alive, while he's still alive, but he takes his olive oil, so he should be good. November 5th in Atlanta, Georgia at Punchline Comedy Club, November 6th. You can see him in Philadelphia and all of his dates at nickdip.com. Mr. Olive Oil himself, how are you?

Nick DiPaolo (3:33)

How's it going? I'm very excited to be back. It's been 11 months since I've been on stage. This could be a train wreck, but that's even funnier. Yeah, I don't think it will be. I don't either. I'm very good.

I've never had 38 years, no nerves, no butterflies, anything. It's fucking weird.

Josh Firestine (3:54)

Yeah.

Nick DiPaolo (3:54)

I've never gone this long. You know what I mean?

Josh Firestine (3:57)

Yeah.

Nick DiPaolo (3:57)

So I'm going over my notes in the room and I'm like, oh my God, I wrote this in 1988

SPEAKER_7 (4:01)

It's like you're asking a girl to prom.

Josh Firestine (4:04)

Yes.

Nick DiPaolo (4:04)

Why do you guys say to prom? We used to say to the prom. Why is that?

SPEAKER_8 (4:08)

The rest of the country said that.

SPEAKER_7 (4:09)

We dropped the. Yeah, that's what it means.

Steven Crowder (4:11)

They have to shorten everything. They're like, we don't need to go to the prom.

Josh Firestine (4:15)

There is only one prom.

SPEAKER_7 (4:17)

Chivalry is gone.

Steven Crowder (4:18)

Now you just say DTF and it's just like putting out the bat signal for hoes. And of course, Josh Firestine is here. How are you, sir?

Josh Firestine (4:24)

I'm good.

Steven Crowder (4:24)

I'm all right. Are you? Chilling?

Josh Firestine (4:25)

Yeah.

Steven Crowder (4:26)

Okay. Good. Kicking it, dude. Casual father.

Nick DiPaolo (4:28)

Okay. Do you go? I'm going to take you to a dance. Take you to a good dance.

Steven Crowder (4:32)

And he brings out his yardstick. But just like mama says, don't worry, Nick.

Josh Firestine (4:38)

You're set. It'll be a graveyard smash.

Steven Crowder (4:40)

We're going to dance like Christina Ricci and Devin Sawa in Casper, which, by the way, she would have been totally freaked out. She was sexually assaulted by a ghost a little bit.