Topics: Society & Culture, News
**Trevor Noah** (0:04)
If you made a website, and you need a testimonial, I'll come on there.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
Yeah.
**Trevor Noah** (0:08)
The amount of times, can I tell you something? The amount of times I have not eaten something because of Wil, like you are responsible for 50 pounds I do not have on my body.
**Wil Sylvince** (0:19)
That's a lot. That's good.
**Trevor Noah** (0:20)
The amount of times Wil has gone, man, you don't need that. When we're on the road, man, you don't need that. But he'll eat it later.
This may or may not be true.
No, but I'm serious. You know why? Because you've never judged me. I don't see you judge people. No. But you get into like a very inspirational. No, Wil gets very motivational. Like, Wil will be like, and then he'll be and then start telling you about the benefits of omega-3s and fatty acids in fish and why you should move to fish and you need this in your body. And then he'll like squeeze, you'll take like a piece of steak from your plate, then you'll squeeze it and the fat comes out.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:57)
Then he's like, he's like, this fat, this go to your heart, man. This go to your heart.
**Trevor Noah** (1:02)
And then he puts it back down and then he like, you're going to eat that?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:04)
And you're like, no, I'm not going to eat that anymore.
**Wil Sylvince** (1:06)
You know why you should do also? I was a big fan. This guy, right?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:10)
I know he does, it's a good thing, but it's when Wil gets into like healthy food mode, it's one of the best shows you'll ever watch in your life.
**Trevor Noah** (1:18)
Because he's so evangelical about it.
**Eugene** (1:21)
You see why I listen to 30% of what my friends say.
**Trevor Noah** (1:30)
This is What Now? with Trevor Noah.
I feel like you make people uncomfortable with how you dress all the time. No, Wil is like, why are you even looking at me like that?
**Eugene** (1:52)
What do you mean?
**Trevor Noah** (1:53)
Wil, you are the king of dressing incorrectly for the climate that we're in.
**Eugene** (2:00)
Tell us more.
**Trevor Noah** (2:01)
Yo, when we were in Singapore, we went out...
**SPEAKER_5** (2:04)
Why are you admitting?
**Trevor Noah** (2:07)
We were out in Singapore.
**Eugene** (2:07)
You are being accused right now, so I'm trying to defend you. We're on trial.
**Trevor Noah** (2:10)
You can't defend this man when he's beyond guilty. He's like the archetype. We're in Singapore.
If you've ever been to Singapore, especially in the summer, it is one of the hottest, most humid places you've ever...
**Eugene** (2:22)
Does Singapore have winter?
**Trevor Noah** (2:24)
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, in the summer.
**Eugene** (2:25)
Okay.
**Trevor Noah** (2:26)
Their winter is just a nice... Their winter is what a Norwegian person would consider a warm, sunny day.
It was summer. We went out, humid, humid, humid, humid, humid, like full on everyone sweating everywhere. This man next to me came out in layers.
It was so bad that people were taking pictures. So people would come to the shows and stuff. So they're like, can we get selfies? Can we get pictures? They took pictures of us. You remember this? And then all the people said in the comments on the pictures, on Instagram and everywhere was, yo, why is that guy dressed like that in Singapore? Who is that man? And why is he dressed? It didn't matter where the pictures were posted. People were made uncomfortable by Wil Sylvince.
**Wil Sylvince** (3:12)
I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I like the Heat. I love the Heat. A big Heat fan. But I don't wear scarves.
Real men don't wear scarves. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. This is a true story that happened to me.
I wore a scarf one time. I can't remember a long, long time ago. I was getting off the train, right? My scarf got caught, you know, had to throw it through the closing doors, took my, I almost choked. I had to let the scarf go. And the train took off with my scarf waving. I know some people's laughing.
**Eugene** (3:42)
It's not funny.
**Wil Sylvince** (3:42)
And then I was like, never again.
**Eugene** (3:44)
Yeah, because there's a few garments that I think should not have been add ons in any case, right? So a pullover jersey, what do you call it here?
Like you know a jersey that doesn't have sleeves.
**Trevor Noah** (3:55)
Oh, what is, what?
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