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**Scott Galloway** (1:41)
Release the dick jokes.

**Kara Swisher** (1:46)
Hi, everyone. This is Pivot from New York Magazine and the Vox Media Podcast Network. I'm Kara Swisher.

**Scott Galloway** (1:51)
And I'm Scott Galloway.

**Kara Swisher** (1:52)
Scott, I think Mitch McConnell.

**Scott Galloway** (1:54)
Dead?

**Kara Swisher** (1:54)
Might be in trouble.

**Scott Galloway** (1:58)
Is this weekend of Bernie's, weekend of Mitch's?

**Kara Swisher** (2:00)
I feel like it. I don't know.

**Scott Galloway** (2:01)
You've heard the whole thing, right? If they pretend, I thought they should have kept Ruth Bader Ginsburg on ice for a while.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:09)
Yeah.

**Kara Swisher** (2:10)
What is going on in this country at our anniversary, our 250th anniversary?
I think he was around for the first one, wasn't he? Mitch McConnell.

**Scott Galloway** (2:19)
There you go.

**Kara Swisher** (2:21)
I don't know why I'm thinking of him. I'm like, what's happening to him? Like, are they hiding him? Like, what is so strange? It was because that other guy came back. It turned out he was depressed. A guy from New Jersey, Tom Kean or whatever.

**Scott Galloway** (2:33)
So more importantly, I had the Chief Investment Officer of JP Morgan on.

**Leah Litman** (2:37)
Oh.

**Scott Galloway** (2:38)
As I do at the beginning of the show, I told a really crude joke, not while he was on.

**Leah Litman** (2:42)
Oh, no.

**Scott Galloway** (2:43)
It ends up he's really offended. He even put in a research note, like six months later referencing, or I didn't read it because I knew it would upset me, that he was upset.
From this point forward, I'm only doing dad jokes until Michael Symbolis, Chief Investment Officer of JP Morgan, accepts my apology. Michael, we didn't mean to embarrass you.

**Kara Swisher** (3:03)
You can't do that. What are you doing? Stop being changed by other people. Be yourself, Scott.

**Scott Galloway** (3:08)
Well, I'm also not a sociopath. I think if you upset people, it's okay to apologize. So anyways, I'm now doing dad jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?

**Kara Swisher** (3:18)
I don't know.

**Scott Galloway** (3:20)
An impasta.

**Kara Swisher** (3:22)
Oh my goodness.

**Scott Galloway** (3:24)
So, release the dick jokes. Michael, please forgive me. Otherwise, everyone's going to be forced to listen to my dad jokes. We all have a vested interest in Michael accepting my apology.

**Kara Swisher** (3:38)
That was, do not do a joke like that again, please. That's like a four-year-old's joke.

**Scott Galloway** (3:41)
Okay. You tell me not to do something. All right.

**Kara Swisher** (3:44)
I'm offended that you're not doing dick jokes. I'm going to put it in my research note that you're not doing dick jokes.

**Scott Galloway** (3:50)
Why couldn't we find the scarecrow?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:53)
Okay. Why?

**Scott Galloway** (3:54)
Because he was outstanding in his field.

**Kara Swisher** (3:57)
Oh, no.

**Scott Galloway** (3:58)
I know. He needs to accept my apology. It's only going to get worse.

**Kara Swisher** (4:02)
All right, Michael, can you please?

**Scott Galloway** (4:04)
It's only going to get worse.

**Kara Swisher** (4:05)
Let him off the fucking hook. How are you doing? What are you doing for the fourth? For our fourth of July?

**Scott Galloway** (4:10)