Trump’s 4th Threesome

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**Jon Favreau** (1:42)
Welcome to Pod Save America, I'm Jon Favreau.

**Dan Pfeiffer** (1:44)
I'm Dan Pfeiffer.

**Jon Favreau** (1:44)
Happy fourth. We decided to record a little early ahead of the long weekend. Long week for me. I'm heading to Maine for vacation to see if I can get some of those Harris Collins voters back onside.
You know, you pod boys saying nice things about Platner. I'm just gonna try to go to Maine and get it done myself, you know?

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:05)
If there's any group we have a lot of sway with, it is older women Susan Collins voters in Maine.

**Jon Favreau** (2:11)
I mean, I'm telling you, I'm going to, where I'm going, that is the place.

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:16)
That's right, I understand, Emily's been on the ground for weeks.

**Jon Favreau** (2:18)
I know.

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:19)
Trying to prove Platner's numbers.

**Jon Favreau** (2:20)
I know. I'm bringing in reinforcements. What are you guys up to for the fourth? Are you staying or sticking around?

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:25)
We're sticking around, we're having a bunch of people over. We're a very chill fourth.

**Jon Favreau** (2:29)
You're not gonna-

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:29)
Very patriotic, but chill fourth.

**Jon Favreau** (2:30)
You're not gonna check out the California exhibit at the Great State Fair in DC and listen to Trump's speech?

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:36)
We are gonna listen to Trump's speech. We're gonna gather everyone around the TV, we're gonna watch it together as a family, as anyone who loves America would do.

**Jon Favreau** (2:44)
Perfect, perfect. The kids will always remember how they spent the Americas 250 with their half century old dad.
I heard that. I heard that's what your kids are calling you.

**Dan Pfeiffer** (2:56)
That's what Kylie keeps saying to me. She's like, dad, you're now a half a century old.

**Jon Favreau** (3:00)
That is brutal. That hit me hard. Mainly because I'm only a couple of years away.

**Dan Pfeiffer** (3:05)
Trust me, I will make sure that your children know why you got century in five years or whatever it is.

**Jon Favreau** (3:11)
Yeah, you could probably get Charlie going on that now. All right, we got some news to cover before we take off for the break. Trump making $2 billion since taking office. The right wing freak out over birthright citizenship. More progressive primary wins in Colorado. And you and I are gonna nerd the hell out over some brand new New York Times polls on all the biggest Senate races. Fun. But first, let's talk about how our president is celebrating America's 250th birthday by jumping on his brand new Qatari Palace in the sky, formerly known as Air Force One, which touched down in the Dakotas for the opening of Teddy Roosevelt's Presidential Library and a firework show at Mount Rushmore, even though people there were worried it might start a wildfire.
The vipiest thing ever. Trump then jets back to DC for what he's calling, quote, the most spectacular Trump rally of them all, which will reportedly include over 800,000 fireworks in an attempt to set the Guinness World Record.