Tony Baker Discusses Levels Of Cheating, Choosing Face Over Body, & Making Women Work For “The D.” (Part 2)
Club Shay Shay
September 29, 2026
Truth After Dark family, we got a good one for you! One of the funniest people on the planet right now, the living legend Tony Baker joined us!
Speakers Shannon Sharpe, Tony Baker
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Shannon Sharpe (0:00)
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Tony Baker (0:13)
Talk to me.
Shannon Sharpe (0:14)
Okay, so we're gonna play a little fun game. Stay, leave or cheat. So I'm gonna read off some scenarios and we'll answer if you would stay in the relationship, leave or cheat. Okay.
You've been married for 20 years and you found out that five years ago, your partner slept with someone else during an all-girls trip. Would you stay, leave or cheat?
Tony Baker (0:37)
I'll stay.
Shannon Sharpe (0:38)
Okay. You're on a couple's date.
Tony Baker (0:42)
You know what? Because I just feel like, and it's not, you said 20 years, we didn't build something.
Shannon Sharpe (0:48)
Yeah.
Tony Baker (0:48)
You know what I'm saying? I'm not willing to tear that down.
Shannon Sharpe (0:51)
So let's say you were together for four years.
Tony Baker (0:54)
I mean, four years is a long time of somebody's life.
Shannon Sharpe (0:57)
Okay, let's say.
Tony Baker (0:58)
You didn't build something.
Shannon Sharpe (0:58)
So two years.
Tony Baker (1:01)
How old are we?
Grown. What's grown?
Shannon Sharpe (1:05)
That doesn't matter. How old are you right now? 48
Tony Baker (1:09)
Yeah. If we've been together two years, and you did it last year, that means you cheated last year.
Shannon Sharpe (1:15)
Yeah. It's hard to cheat it. On a girl's trip, she went on last year.
Would you stay and leave?
Tony Baker (1:22)
And then I found out that she did it last year.
Shannon Sharpe (1:24)
Yeah.
Tony Baker (1:26)
It definitely changes the dynamic. How did I find out?
Shannon Sharpe (1:29)
I don't know. Oh, did you learn to get to you? I don't know.
I don't know.
Tony Baker (1:35)
It depends on the situation. Do we have kids? We have no kids. Then I'll probably be gone. It's a lot of that. We live together.
I don't know. It's a lot of little things you have to look into. You can't just, you know.
Shannon Sharpe (1:47)
So live together, no kids, you're leaving.
Tony Baker (1:50)
Yeah.
Shannon Sharpe (1:50)
Okay.
Tony Baker (1:51)
After two years. Yeah, for sure.
Shannon Sharpe (1:53)
Okay.
Tony Baker (1:54)
20 years, we're gonna have to figure it out. Got it.
Shannon Sharpe (1:57)
You're on a couple's date night, and while you're at dinner, your girl gets a little drunk and throws up on your lap. Would you stay, leave or cheat?
Tony Baker (2:06)
I don't know, I got you.
She got a little tipsy because I allowed it. Because I was the one buying the drinks anyway. So I clean it up, baby, let me get you out of here. I don't need no cameras. Let's get out of here. Clean that up, let's go.
Shannon Sharpe (2:18)
You're in the middle of making love and your girl is writing you, but then her phone rings, so she gets off you to start gossiping with her best friend.
Tony Baker (2:27)
Huh?
Damn, how you do that? How you get off somebody in the middle of it? She start gossiping with this, so stay, leave, or cheat?
Shannon Sharpe (2:36)
Yeah.
Tony Baker (2:37)
I mean, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna stay, but I'm gonna be like, what was that about?
Shannon Sharpe (2:41)
Yeah.
Tony Baker (2:41)
Like, well, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna have to grab that weave. Like, nah, nah, you can't. What you doing?
Shannon Sharpe (2:47)
Okay, so you've been dating this girl for a few weeks and everything so far has been absolutely perfect. She decides that she wants to cook for you for the first time.
Tony Baker (2:55)
Okay.
Shannon Sharpe (2:55)
You go to her house excited for dinner, but the food is trash.
Tony Baker (2:59)
Okay.
Shannon Sharpe (2:59)
Would you keep dating her?
Tony Baker (3:01)
Yeah, I'll keep dating her because she put the effort out there.
Shannon Sharpe (3:04)
Yeah.
Tony Baker (3:04)
You know what I'm saying? After two weeks, she wanted to make me a meal? Oh, that's cracking. Let me see what this is doing.
I ain't mad at that because you could, you could like, y'all, you could learn to get better. Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying? That ain't nothing. I ain't going nowhere. We can still date and everything. Food trash. That's okay, baby. I like that effort.
You put that, cause some ain't gonna never cook for a dude. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I ain't going in no kitchen. You see how I look?
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