THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 142 — Charlie's All-Time Greatest Clips

Charlie Kirk (0:03)

My name is Charlie Kirk. I run the largest pro-American student organization in the country, fighting for the future of our republic.

My call is to fight evil and to proclaim truth. If the most important thing for you is just feeling good, you're going to end up miserable. But if the most important thing is doing good, you will end up purposeful. College is a scam, everybody. You got to stop sending your kids to college. You should get married as young as possible and have as many kids as possible. Go start a Turning Point USA college chapter. Go start a Turning Point USA high school chapter. Go find out how your church can get involved. Sign up and become an activist. I gave my life to the Lord in fifth grade. Most important decision I ever made in my life, and I encourage you to do the same. Here I am, Lord, use me.

Buckle up, everybody.

SPEAKER_2 (0:49)

Here we go.

Charlie Kirk (0:56)

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Alexander Marlow (1:17)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. It is once again Thoughtcrime Thursday. For the last year, we've been continuing Thoughtcrime and continuing out the mission in as many ways as we possibly could while we've been down a man. And while we've been down the best man, I think any of us have ever worked with, certainly. And when we found out, looking ahead, that it was going to be a Thursday that 9-10 fell on, we said, what's the best way to commemorate that, commemorate the day, but also remember the fact that this was the day one year ago that we lost Charlie?

And team sat down and came together and actually put together a really, really special episode for all of you guys. And I hope the people will share this because this is some of our favorite moments with Charlie, for all the times that we hosted Thoughtcrime with him, all the way back to, I think, some of the very first episode, some of the very first Thoughtcrimes that we ever got into here on the program.

I know we had talked about doing a show like this for a while, and it eventually came to be that we would have a show where we just sort of got into all the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else during the week and it took off and became a really big popular hit and probably the biggest show that we do all week, every week and never once thought that we wouldn't even make it to 100 episodes without Charlie and to me and I think for all of us, this is absolutely the best thing we could do today.

SPEAKER_4 (3:19)

Well, this is going to be a mashup of some of the funniest, some of the lighthearted, some of the most famous clips of Thoughtcrime.

There are some that we all star in, but this is going to be an ode to Charlie. So his best moments. I have to say, I mean, we all have favorite moments from Thoughtcrime, but you reminded me of this. Chambermaid.

SPEAKER_5 (3:42)

Chambermaid is a good one. Chambermaid.

SPEAKER_2 (3:45)

South Park Reaction.

SPEAKER_4 (3:47)

South Park Reaction.

Tyler Bowyer (3:48)

Just a lot of Lord of the Rings talk.

SPEAKER_5 (3:50)

Lots of Lord of the Rings.

The Lord of the Rings, the thing is... Wait, wait, the earplugs. Remember the earplugs with Don Jr.?

SPEAKER_4 (3:58)

What's that, Jack?

Alexander Marlow (4:00)

The earplugs controversy with Don Jr. when Don Jr. was on the show.

Blake Neff (4:04)

And the photoshopped earplugs.

SPEAKER_4 (4:08)

You know, I haven't seen...

Tyler Bowyer (4:09)

I hope Taylor Swift makes it in here.

SPEAKER_8 (4:12)

I haven't seen the final cut yet.

Blake Neff (4:14)

We need to have, I think we... Did we ever have the final confrontation with Jack not having all the studs on his jacket at the gala?

SPEAKER_5 (4:21)

We did talk about that. I didn't have any studs either.

Tyler Bowyer (4:25)

Was it you?

Blake Neff (4:25)

It was like none of you had them except Charlie.

SPEAKER_5 (4:27)

He didn't have the studs. Jack was shopping his in.

Alexander Marlow (4:30)

So yeah, it was Tuxedo Gate.

Tyler Bowyer (4:33)

Andrew and Charlie's most famous clip ever.

SPEAKER_4 (4:36)

Black Pilots.

Tyler Bowyer (4:37)

Like there's so much good stuff here.

Alexander Marlow (4:38)

I never heard of that.

Tyler Bowyer (4:39)

There's so much good stuff here that took over the internet.