South Africa Sessions: Staring Down Death Twice in One Week ft. Khaya Dlanga

**Khaya Dlanga** (0:03)
Because Mina was there, Khaya, participating, like we all said, that Dolly died.

**Trevor Noah** (0:07)
So then my mom, she like flips immediately, she goes from like mourning the loss, the whole thing. And then she's like, yo, by the way, she's like, did you see that she planned her whole funeral?
And like, rehearsed it? And I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, yeah, she saw this thing where planned it, rehearsed it, told everyone what it's going to be, how she's going to dress, whatever, she'd want to be buried in high heels, whatever. Then I was like, oh, that's cool. Then my mom was like, no. She's like, what control freak?

**Khaya Dlanga** (0:31)
Summer salt one, summer salt two, land on my head, on my back, pass out. Now I'm on the side of oncoming traffic.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:43)
So I can't hear the beer.

**Khaya Dlanga** (0:46)
But there's guys selling, you know, that's why I'll never support informal small businesses again.

**Trevor Noah** (0:53)
Now imagine if there's a thing here. Now I'm this guy.
Nah, bro, there's no swag here. Here, I'm going to stop at red lights. Here, ah, Every few months, there's those pilots who do like a trick and something and they fly past the people. There was the one, did you see the one where they, they did the supersonic boom?

**Eugene Khoza** (1:13)
You know when they go like, yeah, yeah.

**Trevor Noah** (1:15)
And they did it too close to the people.

**Eugene Khoza** (1:16)
I like that. Blue kids away, everything. You know when things go flying, people discovered their fathers were actually bald.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:32)
This is What Now? with Trevor Noah.

**Khaya Dlanga** (1:47)
Let me go on now.

**Eugene Khoza** (1:49)
Let me handle this.
Let me handle this. Wow! Amazing!

**Khaya Dlanga** (1:56)
Amazing!

**SPEAKER_8** (1:57)
Yes!

**Eugene Khoza** (1:59)
Yes!

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:00)
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:03)
If when I clap, that's the one in it?

**SPEAKER_9** (2:07)
Yeah.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:07)
And then if I clap, I mean, no, we're fine.

**Trevor Noah** (2:10)
In fact, any clap is fine.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:13)
The one that comes after the first time we meet. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:15)
But any clap.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:17)
Yes. Education for some of us.

**Eugene Khoza** (2:21)
Any clap is fine, bro.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:21)
Oh, I mean, I thought you can only clap once.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:23)
No, no, no, no, no.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:24)
The clap. Claps once.

**Eugene Khoza** (2:26)
Is just to sing.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:27)
Claps once means something else than to clap in once. Yes, claps once.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:31)
That's a good one.

**Eugene Khoza** (2:33)
I know claps once. But it's an essay thing, you clap once, right?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:38)
Yeah.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:39)
Because it's like, yo, that's what it is.

**Trevor Noah** (2:41)
Is that only a South African thing?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:42)
Yeah.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:42)
Yes. Because we like, yo.

**Trevor Noah** (2:44)
No, man, I'm pretty certain in America people clap once.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:47)
It's in the context here, Tula. It should be like, yo, I'm sure.

**Trevor Noah** (2:50)
Do the South African one.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:53)
Which is claps once.

**Trevor Noah** (2:54)
Yeah, that's claps once.

**Khaya Dlanga** (2:55)
Yeah. When someone has done something preposterous. Sometimes, yeah, exactly.

**Eugene Khoza** (2:59)
Yeah, you're right.

**Khaya Dlanga** (3:01)
Yeah, it's the same thing as we.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:04)
Man, if you do that in America. Yeah.

**Trevor Noah** (3:07)
You stop all conversation.
You stop all conversation. I've been in serious conversations with people, delicate conversations and serious ones. And then I make the mistake of doing that. Finish, bro. People just stop. I'm sorry. Sorry, Trevor. Can you what what what just happened there?
What just what just happened there? Are you was that your hand?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:30)
Are you holding something?

**Trevor Noah** (3:31)
What are you doing?
That. Do you explain? Yeah, but it like derails meetings.

**Eugene Khoza** (3:40)
I'm not even lying.

**Trevor Noah** (3:40)
It completely throws everything off.

**Khaya Dlanga** (3:42)
Save it for when you testify in Congress.

**Eugene Khoza** (3:44)
That would be dope, actually. That'd be amazing.

**Trevor Noah** (3:46)
Sitting in front of the Senate.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:48)
And Mr. Noah, where did the money go?

**SPEAKER_9** (3:50)
So okay, the money came in. Next thing you know, Yatsi.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:55)
Then they're like, wait, wait, hold on.

**Khaya Dlanga** (3:59)
That's your partner. Next thing, debit order.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:02)
Next thing, car.

**Trevor Noah** (4:03)
Next thing, Senator.

**SPEAKER_9** (4:07)
Let me not lie to you guys.

**Khaya Dlanga** (4:10)
International sweeps black.