Roast of Nigel announcement

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

All right, we've made you wait long enough.

Brian Alvey (0:03)

Yes.

SPEAKER_1 (0:03)

We have got a very cool announcement. We've got a fun event, something we've been working towards for a long time.

Coming up on Saturday night, Saturday night, Mad Hatter and Greenwood, November 21st, we are doing The Roast of Nigel, the Roast of Nigel event. Let's go.

Brian Alvey (0:31)

Who?

SPEAKER_1 (0:32)

All of your favorite WIBC daily personalities are going to be a part of this.

Your roasters include Tony Katz, Tony Kennet, Johnette Cruz, Brian Baker, Brian Alvey, Jerry Lopez, and myself. And we're going to have a lot of special video tributes for the drunken, fat, red faced piece of crap that's not even here today. Big Nige.

Chris Hammer (1:05)

I love that we announced this on a day that he's not even here. That lazy bum never shows up to work.

Brian Alvey (1:10)

Well, let the roast begin.

Nigel Laskowski (1:12)

Let's write.

Chris Hammer (1:13)

So basically what we're doing today, just with a lot more expletives and alcohol, is what we're telling.

Nigel Laskowski (1:17)

Yes.

Brian Alvey (1:18)

Well, you speak for yourself. But, you know, it's going to be great. We're going to go.

Chris Hammer (1:23)

We're going to.

Brian Alvey (1:24)

It's going to be good. And there's no FCC rules at this thing.

Chris Hammer (1:27)

So it's going to be.

Nigel Laskowski (1:29)

Oh, no. It's going to be ugly.

SPEAKER_1 (1:31)

No, no, no. And listen, just because this is the roast of Nigel doesn't mean that we don't get the tea off on each other.

Brian Alvey (1:38)

No.

SPEAKER_1 (1:39)

So if you've ever wanted someone, oh, I don't know me to rip on Tony Katz, to rip on Johnnette Cruz, to rip on Tony Kennett, that's going to happen. All of the roasters are going to rip on each other, but spend most of their angst on that fat, red faced, alcoholic piece of crap, Nigel Laskowski.

Brian Alvey (2:02)

I'm here for it.

Nigel Laskowski (2:04)

I love it.

Brian Alvey (2:04)

The fact that I'm included in this, I'm like Jason Hess. No fear.

Nigel Laskowski (2:10)

This is going to be great.

SPEAKER_1 (2:12)

Now, keep in mind, this will have some language to it. So I wouldn't bring the kids to this event.

Nigel Laskowski (2:20)

No.

SPEAKER_1 (2:20)

But if you want to buy your tickets, and we have some VIP tickets available. So this is kind of like our night with WIBC, basically.

All of us are going to be there. Your VIP ticket includes a meet and greet. We get to hang out, have some drinks before the show, all talk a little shop together. You can buy those tickets now, or you could just buy the event ticket, 6 o'clock, 6 to 8 p.m., Mad Hatter in Greenwood, Saturday night, November 21st. Buy your tickets at wibc.com. I'm about to put it on The Hammer and Nigel Show social media.

Oh, baby. Let's bring the heat. Let's be inappropriate. Let's say all the things. If you want me to say something about one of our co-hosts, let me know because all bets are off, baby. I'm excited for this. The Roast of Nigel. Tickets on sale now. I assume this will sell out. So buy your tickets at wibc.com. Coming up here in just a few minutes, Jonnet Cruz will join us for Tuesday Cruise Day.

She's going to be one of the roasters. Now, are you comfortable ripping on Jonnet that night, Brian?

Brian Alvey (3:32)

Oh, you don't understand how comfortable I am.

I'm a, you know, a pagan. Let's go. Let's go.

Nigel Laskowski (3:40)

Here's the thing.

Brian Alvey (3:42)

I'm the only one with nothing to lose on that stage to include Jerry.

SPEAKER_1 (3:45)

Right. I sent an email out the other night. Guys, don't say anything that will get you fired, to which Brian and Jerry were like, we don't even work here.

Brian Alvey (3:54)

Challenge accepted.

SPEAKER_1 (3:56)

The Roast of Nigel, a very wild night featuring all of your favorite WIBC hosts. Tickets on sale right now at wibc.com.

It is on like Donkey Kong, baby. Tickets are on sale now.

Saturday, November 21st, WIBC presents The Roast of Nigel. All of your favorite WIBC hosts are going to be there in some capacity on the stage. The roasters include myself, Tony Katz, Tony Kennet, Brian Baker, Johnette Cruz. And then you've got those ash holes. You've got Brian Alvey, Jerry Lopez, some special video tributes. And joining us now on fall break from Arizona, the man that's going to be lit the bleep up, Big Nige. How are you?