Public Apologies and A*****e Interviews

Heather McDonald (0:00)

Hello, and welcome to Extra Juicy Juicy Scoop Patreon. I'm getting excited to come to Phoenix at the Desert Ridge Improv. If you are around there, please come to the show. I am doing meet and greets. They are right after the shows. So if you get a meet and greet ticket, you just kind of hang out after, and we take, we say hi, and take a photo after Friday night. The shows are, I think, are at 7 and 9 or 930 And then Saturday, the shows are earlier, 6 and 830 So it's a more intimate club. It'll be really fun. I've never been there. It's like brand new.

And I'm excited to do the shows. I had such a great time in San Francisco with all the Juicy Scoopers and Patreon people that came to that. We had a fabulous weekend. We went to the NFL game. We went to the 49ers. And it was so cool. I got a message from my agent saying, would we like to go? And Drake was traveling with me and filming the show, and he is a huge sports fan. He loves going to live sporting events. I could have honestly, you know, skipped out on it, but we were lucky enough to change our hotel and our flight plans. And that was kind of nice because I didn't do anything on Saturday, even though it was so hot and pretty, like, I just didn't have the energy to rent a bike and like go over the Golden Gate Bridge or whatever. So I just enjoyed my fabulous room at this hotel, the Clift Hotel, they gave us this huge suite.

And that was just really lovely. So we went there and it was great. It was so hot, but we were in a fabulous suite with all the free food and the drinks. And we met these Tik Tokers and YouTubers that I follow. There's this one guy recognized him. And oh my God, they're so funny. They, I found more about them, okay? It's a dad and his three adult sons, but they do all this like dad son humor, these really funny sketches.

Like it's Saturday morning and you know, and they do like a slo-mo and the dad's walking with like all these like yard tools to try to get the boys to help them, and the three boys are like running, and they're like adults, they're adult men. And so anyway, they are a Mormon family of eight, and they were doing real estate, and they just started doing these funny sketches, and they have millions and millions of followers and views. And so that was kind of fun just to kind of like, you know, get the origin story of how these people, and they still do like real estate, but not as much because the, TikToks and things do so well, because they're so like universally funny. So that was really fun. And it was great. And so, so I recorded the top of my show from the hotel on Sunday, since we were traveling back on Monday for the Tuesday show. And of course, I went off on Pete Davidson. And you know, the response, we clipped it, and the response, mostly they just hear what you guys were thinking. And a lot of people on my side, some people thought, wasn't he joking? And I was like, yeah, you know what? It could have been a bit in his act. And in a standup act, I think it works. I really do.

I think in this day and age, you do have to be a little more careful, especially when you're the guest, of what you have to now think about pre-clips. Like before you even record an interview, you have to think, what would this look like if somebody clipped just this part? And I do think he's jealous of influencers. I truly do. I think, I know for a fact, he does have a really big dick. I interviewed someone who told me, I may have seen his dick. I can't remember if they showed me his dick pic, but they like could attest that they know someone who fucked him and that the dick is huge. So I think that's why girls are like, I want to try that dick. And just like he's an ugly weird guy. And sometimes people just go through ugly weird guy stages. And they're just like, I kind of like that I'm so out of his league, that it's just kind of fun. And I think that was, you know, what Kim was dealing with. And then what a lot of people said in the comments is, yeah, once you, once these girls really know who he is, and they dump him. The other thing about him, and listen, you know, people, and people were writing the comments, he, his dad was a hero, and his dad died during 9-11. I totally agree. That is absolutely horrible. He was a child, a victim of 9-11.