Producer Allison's Out-of-Context Week in Review, 9-18

Hammer (0:00)

We've reached that point in the week where producer Allison, who by the way, did not work a full week this week, but she still acted like a hero and put this together for us.

She puts together some clips of The Hammer and Nigel Show. Now, these are some things that we've said throughout the week, but she plays them in a montage where they're a little bit out of context. We call it the out of context, we can review from producer Allison.

Nigel (0:27)

I am wearing my, I've got some short chubbies on.

Hammer (0:33)

Don't ever look at me in the eye and say you've got chubbies.

Nigel (0:36)

Have you ever heard of the chubbies, Allison?

Hammer (0:41)

So kids, according to scientists, you might not even know that you've got HIV.

Nigel (0:47)

This woman who soiled herself one, she pooped all over the place. Nobody's going to catch up with her after that, right?

Is this like a Steadman thing, like you see in adult cinema?

Hammer (1:01)

Birth mother.

Nigel (1:02)

No.

Hammer (1:06)

So if you go a long time without washing or cleaning your nighttime pillow, it might be dirtier than your anus.

Nigel (1:14)

That reminds me to go potty.

Hammer (1:16)

Maybe there's a hillbilly across the street like me that's playing with a crossbow that should not be playing with a crossbow and one gets away from you.

Nigel (1:23)

That's probably it. I mean, suck them for all you can because it doesn't really matter.

Hammer (1:29)

How about the anal itching?

Nigel (1:31)

Oh, that's every night.

Hammer (1:33)

Rabbit beaver attacks are up 17%, Nigel. Wow.

Nigel (1:38)

Man, I would have loved that percentage back in Broad Ripple in the early 2000s.

Hammer (1:43)

There it is, the out of context weekend review from producer Allison.