[PREVIEW] Episode 560: Rip-Off 250

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
And we were there, I mean, we were there, because I thought we were going to have a fucking lot of time to kill.

**Bobby Condon** (0:04)
I get to the airport early. Yeah, me too. Because of parental trauma.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:08)
Well, okay, explain that.

**Bobby Condon** (0:10)
My parents would be late for flights when I was a kid. And we missed probably one flight, but in my head, it was such a big incident that I'm like, I can't be missing flights.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:21)
I have the inverse parental trauma where my mom absolutely beat into me and I have to be there three hours before takeoff time. So it's like that is fully instilled.

**Bobby Condon** (0:32)
Well, that's, that's, that's, I beat myself in.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:34)
It wasn't from being late. It was from some like fucking, you know, repressed Catholic, like we're going to be on top. Like, you know, that kind of thing.

**Bobby Condon** (0:41)
Yeah.
It's one thing you get there early to do the prayers and all that stuff. Yeah. But, but we have to rush to the gate.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:49)
Yeah.

**Bobby Condon** (0:50)
Because the plane's leaving early. And once we get to the gate on some forgotten corner of LaGuardia's many winding Delta, the Delta terminals, it's like a maze in there. All the way at the end. They say, hey, we actually don't have enough people in this flight. We're redistributing the weight.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:07)
Yeah, that's right.

**Bobby Condon** (1:09)
And I said, we're going to DC. Call up Randy Fine. But they put, they change our seats. I mean, it was a perfectly acceptable arrangement, they changed our seats. And I thought, the weight, shouldn't the weight be mostly the plane?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:22)
You would, it is kind of...

**Bobby Condon** (1:22)
How much weight are we affecting in this?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:25)
That is, you know, my friend has a bit that he, and he's a little bit, you know, like a little bit overweight, I suppose.
The stewardess or flight attendant asked him to move to the other side of the plane for weight balancing purposes. It is hard to believe that like under a thousand pounds could affect the balance of a fucking plane. Yeah. You know, like an individual or two, but...

**Bobby Condon** (1:52)
I thought it was ridiculous.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:53)
All right, so what did you think of the lounge? Let's get back to the lounge.

**Bobby Condon** (1:56)
The lounge was good. I liked the lounge. I will say it was a different class of individual in the lounge.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:01)
Yes.

**Bobby Condon** (2:02)
There was a man with a iPad on an iPad stand, which I find to be very, I don't like that. I think you should be holding an iPad as if you're about to check me out at some kind of fancy store.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:14)
It was an iPad? Oh, like a little thing.

**Bobby Condon** (2:18)
Like a little desk-bound iPad. He had Sig Sauer stickers all over it. Sig Sauer and Glock stickers, like the gun.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:27)
On an iPad? I didn't see that guy.

**Bobby Condon** (2:30)
We started talking about Charlie Kirk.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:31)
We did.

**Bobby Condon** (2:33)
You're screaming, because obviously you've had a lot to drink at this point.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:37)
Oh, for God's sake.

**Bobby Condon** (2:37)
You're screaming about Charlie.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:39)
I got a projecting voice. You guys are rich coming from you, dude.

**Bobby Condon** (2:42)
You're yelling about Charlie, and I'm like, we have to respect his legacy, yada yada yada, and you're like, the bullet was, it's the size of a fist. You know, and we're watching the video, obviously, but I have the sound turned down.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:54)
That's true. Well, we watched the video of your, maybe we're not supposed to.

**Bobby Condon** (2:57)
We're not supposed to talk about the thing I'm working on. But I showed you, yeah, I showed you a lot of things.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:02)
There was a lot of Charlie Kirk assassination and a lot of adjacent material we were reviewing.