[PREVIEW] Episode 559: Deadpool

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
It smells fishy, I don't like it.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:01)
Dirty soda, well, dirty soda in, you can get a dirty soda in New York City now.
You know what a dirty soda is? You're fucking racist. Dirty soda is what they drink, it's like a crazy diet coke.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
Because they can't drink alcohol?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:15)
No, because they can't drink warm drinks, and so they get all their caffeine from soda pop.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:21)
Wait, what?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:22)
Yeah, they can't drink hot drinks.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:24)
Why?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:26)
What do you mean why?
There's no reason why. Some guy probably was like, no hot drinks when they were making up Mormonism. The one thing I admire about Mormonism is like, if you really get down to it, but like Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Orthodox Muslims, they're all kind of the same. And I mean, no disrespect. Every one of you guys is right.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:48)
I know, we are the world. It's like a big hand holding moment.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:51)
It's basically, you're all kind of wearing like some robes, there's beards involved, a lot of guys are all in one spot, the chicks are all in another. They're very samey, whereas Mormons are like, why don't we do it a little bit different?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:06)
Yeah, let's get crazy with the undies.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:08)
Let's get crazy with it. No hot drinks. And you can have, because it's not what you only have three wives, max, four wives.
Mormons are like, as many wives as you want, my brother. The world is your oyster. Take 50 wives if you want.
That's a good sign. Yeah. And one's got to admire it. But so, David Levitt, Utah DA is like, I had nothing to do with any sexual ritual, satanic ritual abuse. David Hamblin, it does appear it did have something to do with some ritual abuse.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:43)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:44)
Why this comes into play is because there is a sort of gadfly on the outside of this election.
Because David Levitt's opponent, who, spoiler alert, does win the election, is sort of running with this kind of in the background, like the sheriff has endorsed him. There's sort of a gadfly coming from the UK, which is the one and only Arthur Knight, aka Nicholas Rossi, aka Nicholas Alavardian. So while all this is playing out in Utah County, David Hamblin's getting arrested, David Levitt's saying, I didn't do it, I didn't do it.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:17)
Arthur Knight, his sickly COVID ass is blogging up a storm being like, David Levitt is a fucking child abuser and eats babies in satanic rituals. That does Indian magic.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:32)
He has a platform called Zeus News, which has communicated with this show.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:40)
But denied that he was Arthur Knight.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:43)
He denied that he was Nicholas Rossi.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:45)
Right. He said he was Arthur Knight, but not Nicholas Rossi.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:48)
Correct.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:48)
Yes. And then his wife, didn't his wife get on in the DMs?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:54)
His wife did. His wife did hit the DMs.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
No, stop. I don't mean like that.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:57)
Which by the way, she's single and clearly very gullible. So any of you sort of British lads out there whose horrendous looks won't get you a bird. Well, this is come on, man. I'm sorry.
It's like Northern and Southern California.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:14)
All right. You're going to get some fighting words.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:19)
Well, I mean, it's yeah, but what are they going to do? They can't afford the plane ticket.
The economy there isn't too great. We need Rishi back. So Arthur Knight is assuming that he will curry some goodwill with the incoming administration. If he tars the guy's opponent as a satanic ritual abuser, and the guy, David Levitt, the opponent, clearly is friends with David Hamblin. I don't know. We looked at the evidence. I'm not so sure that he was involved in the satanic ritual abuse, but there were charges dropped against David Hamblin for similar accusations in 2012

**SPEAKER_1** (3:55)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:56)
It is clear that there is some kind of something going on there.
David Hamblin gets arrested on, I think, I don't know, it's like a dozen felony sex abuse charges in two different cases. Arthur Knight, meanwhile, is taken into custody and converts to Judaism while represented by a man named Mungo Bovey, KC, King's Council.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:23)
I just looked up a photo of Mungo.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:25)
He doesn't really look like so much of a Mungo Bovey.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:28)
He does not look like a Mungo Bovey. What do you think a Mungo Bovey would look like? I don't know, but Mungo Bovey, the real Mungo Bovey looks like he would be on Law and Order.