Paul’s Watermelon Juice, Usher Kicking Fan Off Stage, & Catching Your Spouse Cheating. (Part 1)

**Azar Farideh** (0:00)
Well, I'm a chill person, so I like a cool-

**Paul Pierce** (0:01)
You're not chill.

**Azar Farideh** (0:05)
That's great.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:06)
I knew you were gonna say that.

**Paul Pierce** (0:07)
Oh, man, she's so spicy, man. Talk about a chill.
This is how you find out if you're a woman cheating. If she come home and she jump in the shower, you go, but hey, come here. This is what you gotta do. You gotta go down on her instantly.

**Azar Farideh** (0:26)
Ew, you wanted to taste another man's-

**Paul Pierce** (0:29)
No, I gotta see if she cheatin.
If the smell gon be there. This episode is gon bomb.

**Azar Farideh** (0:34)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna do so good because look at what you have on. You're so sexy.

**Paul Pierce** (0:39)
Oh my God.

**Azar Farideh** (0:40)
A phone call. He accidentally called the house phone saying, hey honey boo, I'm with my wife. I will call you later. My mom is the one who picked up the phone.

**Paul Pierce** (0:48)
Wait, wait, hold on. Start over, start over, start over. Start over. All right, I wasn't even paying attention.

**Azar Farideh** (0:54)
You over there dancing like it's fucking Soul Train.

**Paul Pierce** (0:57)
what you got going on? No, no, no, no, no, no. I wasn't even listening.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:01)
I looked over and you was, like what the?

**Paul Pierce** (1:05)
She came in spicy today. She did have too much habanero sauce or some shit. I can't.

**Azar Farideh** (1:51)
Azar, do you think that men or women are more toxic?
Hello, beautiful people. Welcome to another episode of The Truth After Dark. I am your host, Azar Farideh.

**Paul Pierce** (2:10)
You want some watermelon juice? This is fire.

**Azar Farideh** (2:15)
Put the juice down, Paul.

**Paul Pierce** (2:16)
Watermelon juice. You don't like watermelon juice?

**Azar Farideh** (2:19)
I do, I'm black.

**Paul Pierce** (2:22)
Oh, this is your boy, Paul Pierce, with the watermelon juice.

**Azar Farideh** (2:25)
What else is in that juice?

**Paul Pierce** (2:26)
Watermelon juice.

**Azar Farideh** (2:27)
That's it?

**Paul Pierce** (2:30)
What's up, Truth After Dark? We in the building. Paul and Azar, let's get it cracking.

**Azar Farideh** (2:35)
First of all, I want to take a moment to acknowledge that this motherfucker right here got on the arms out.
He got the white bust down. He looking smooth, shea butter, cocoa butter, coconut oil. He got the arms out. Okay, he feeling himself.

**Paul Pierce** (2:57)
Period.

**Azar Farideh** (2:57)
He got the chest out. He looking real African.
I am dead. I'm crying.

**Paul Pierce** (3:08)
He feeling himself. Hey, Michael Blackston, she talking shit, dog.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:11)
Yeah, you do. This is some shit he will wear.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:13)
This is Michael Blackston fit?

**Azar Farideh** (3:14)
Yeah, and the glasses is exactly...

**Paul Pierce** (3:16)
Please, pull up Michael Blackston. Michael Blackston, pull up, dog. No, pull up a bitch over here. You gotta defend me, bro. You gotta defend me, Mike.

**Azar Farideh** (3:25)
Have it on the camera because, yeah.

**Paul Pierce** (3:29)
Hey, Mike, pull up, bro.
Look, pull up. I'm looking like Michael Blackston fit.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:36)
I'm screaming.

**Azar Farideh** (3:37)
No, no, no, go to the one right there.

**Paul Pierce** (3:39)
To the left, to the left with the girl.

**Azar Farideh** (3:41)
Down, down one.

**Paul Pierce** (3:42)
Right there?

**Azar Farideh** (3:43)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Paul Pierce** (3:45)
That's what I'm giving right there. Hey, Mike, pull up, dog. We gotta holler, dog.

**Azar Farideh** (3:49)
Listen, ain't nothing wrong with it.

**Paul Pierce** (3:51)
All right, all right.

**Azar Farideh** (3:53)
So, getting started, getting started. Sorry, you have distracted me.

**Paul Pierce** (4:01)
The arms are distracting her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

**Azar Farideh** (4:06)
Okay, so, whoo, is it hot in here? No, I'm just kidding. Okay, so the girl at the Usher concert.

**Paul Pierce** (4:12)
Look, this that outfit right here. This that outfit. She's getting hot, dog. That's crazy.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:16)
Okay, it's getting a little hot in here.

**Paul Pierce** (4:17)
She ain't seen me like this.

**Azar Farideh** (4:20)
Right?

**Paul Pierce** (4:20)
Yeah.

**Azar Farideh** (4:21)
Uh-oh. Okay, so the girl at the Usher concert. Let's get it straight into it.

**Paul Pierce** (4:26)
Oh damn, another divorce. One lady got divorced from the Usher concert. Usher's out here breaking up families.

**Azar Farideh** (4:32)
No, no, no, no, no. So there's a lady that was at the Usher concert, right? Real cute girl or whatever the case may be. And she got up on stage, and when she got up on stage, Usher started coming on to her like, like da da da da da.