NO YOU SEXY FOOL

Jared Gaines (0:06)

I wonder if they know, to people at home.

Chiara Stevenson (0:08)

Know what?

Jared Gaines (0:10)

That my pants don't fit, and I'm using a hair tie.

Chiara Stevenson (0:14)

Oh my god, are you actually?

Patrick Gilchrist (0:15)

Yes, I am.

Jared Gaines (0:15)

Why, oh, is that so funny?

Chiara Stevenson (0:18)

Well, I didn't see you do it, so I didn't know.

Jared Gaines (0:20)

Well, I did it in secret because I was ashamed of myself, okay?

Chiara Stevenson (0:22)

Right, so the pants are too tight, so they're undone. And how do you, show me.

Jared Gaines (0:26)

Okay, first off, I don't want to explain it into the mic. Second off, I'm certainly not showing you.

Patrick Gilchrist (0:30)

Why?

Chiara Stevenson (0:31)

Like, do you have the hair tie through the button hole?

Patrick Gilchrist (0:35)

Yeah.

Chiara Stevenson (0:35)

And then looped through? Uh-huh.

Jared Gaines (0:37)

Uh-huh.

Chiara Stevenson (0:39)

Nice.

Jared Gaines (0:40)

Yeah, say it louder into the microphone.

Chiara Stevenson (0:43)

Jared's pants don't fit.

Jared Gaines (0:44)

Okay. I just got them.

Chiara Stevenson (0:48)

Yeah, they're like fresh. They are fresh. Although, have you been stepping on the back?

Jared Gaines (0:52)

Well, I just got them from the thrift store.

Chiara Stevenson (0:53)

Oh, okay.

Jared Gaines (0:54)

So they're fresh to me.

Chiara Stevenson (0:56)

Yeah.

Jared Gaines (0:56)

They're new to me.

Chiara Stevenson (0:57)

I was going to say you could have, you could replace them and get a size bigger, but you got them from the thrift store, so you can't actually.

Jared Gaines (1:01)

No, I'm sure I can find random corduroy pants somewhere, but these have a certain...

Chiara Stevenson (1:08)

A certain vibe.

Jared Gaines (1:08)

Panache.

Chiara Stevenson (1:09)

Panache. Pizzazz.

Jared Gaines (1:12)

Yep.

Chiara Stevenson (1:12)

Yeah.

Jared Gaines (1:13)

You shouldn't have said qua.

Chiara Stevenson (1:15)

Hmm?

Jared Gaines (1:15)

Hmm?

Chiara Stevenson (1:16)

Hmm. Come again?

Jared Gaines (1:20)

Not until later. Welcome back to the show.

Patrick Gilchrist (1:30)

I'm doing Normandy alone.

Chiara Stevenson (1:57)

Why do you have to be so mean to me? Hello, patrons.

Jared Gaines (2:03)

Maybe a less ambitious note, let's bring it lower. Let's bring it lower.

Chiara Stevenson (2:06)

Hello, patrons.

Jared Gaines (2:09)

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Okay, it's time to get in the episode. Do you have anything to say?

Patrick Gilchrist (3:18)

Coming at you live!

Jared Gaines (3:21)

You're doing great, babe.

Patrick Gilchrist (3:22)

Thanks.

Chiara Stevenson (3:24)

Put me on the spot for a second there.

Jared Gaines (3:26)

That'll be the whole show. I'm gonna put you on the spot for like an hour straight.

Patrick Gilchrist (3:31)

Woo! Yeah!

Jared Gaines (3:34)

How's your yummy, yummy sprite?

Chiara Stevenson (3:35)

My yummy, yummy sprite?

Patrick Gilchrist (3:37)

Kind of strong, actually.

Jared Gaines (3:38)

Kind of strong, huh? They put a lot of sugar in those sprites nowadays.

Chiara Stevenson (3:43)

It's really good, though.

Jared Gaines (3:43)

How does it compare to the sprite that you had at home?

Chiara Stevenson (3:46)

Pretty similar. Pretty similar, right? It's like not quite as sweet. It's like a slightly more... A subtle.

Jared Gaines (3:55)

A subtle, but still as lemony as you.

Chiara Stevenson (3:58)

Still as lemony, maybe just like slightly dull in taste. Interesting. But only just.

Jared Gaines (4:03)

Wow.

Chiara Stevenson (4:04)

In comparison to the Australian Solor.

Jared Gaines (4:06)

The Solor.