Nightcap Hour 2: Tyler Kolek CHECKED By NYPD at Parade + Jalen Brunson DROPS MIC on HATERS + Jordyn Woods & Kat BROKE “No Sex” RULE

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:00)
She said, I heard that car.

**Chad Johnson** (0:02)
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:07)
She had a stick.
Man, please. I had to, hey, me and my homeboy, we had to get it. We got it in. Hey, everybody knew who I was. I just needed one to run a shotgun with me. Cause I was going to get me, me. Now, I needed somebody. That's why you gotta have that one guy that'll take one for the team, even if it ain't no team. He'll take it. Hello. I had it, but you know, but I got my girl.

**Iso Joe Johnson** (0:36)
I'm, hey, my partner will take care of her. My partner go take care of her.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:45)
You gotta have one of them.

**Iso Joe Johnson** (0:46)
You gotta have one.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:47)
Got that. He was the one. It didn't matter. It didn't matter.

**Chad Johnson** (0:52)
It didn't matter who she was.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:53)
She could be 500 pounds. She could be 311 and 92 pounds.

**Iso Joe Johnson** (0:59)
Yeah.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:00)
Right up his alley.

**Chad Johnson** (1:02)
Damn.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:02)
Take her down through that. I already know it.

**Iso Joe Johnson** (1:06)
I already know it.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:09)
So, but that was them with the days, Joe. I was like, Lord, have mercy. I was like, because I was thinking like, I wonder if anybody else doing this. Everybody doing it, bro.

**Iso Joe Johnson** (1:22)
Yeah.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:23)
But see, I couldn't, I couldn't, like, you know, man, I snuck such and such in the house. My mom was working and so forth. They were gone and I couldn't do it. I went, man, please. There ain't nobody bringing on them cats down them iron ass bed, all that squeaky going on. Hey, you know, like, I tell y'all, my oldest one being caught a couple of times, I know he's going to be probably embarrassed because he'd be watching the show, but, you know, like, real talk, like, you know, we live in a little cul-de-sac where it ain't but like three houses in this gated community. So it's probably 10 or 12 cameras as soon as you turn on the block. So it ain't nothing you can do that ain't somebody going to see.
Even if my neighbor see it, they're going to come right, oh, we see a car parked back there. And who was that?

**Iso Joe Johnson** (2:09)
Oh, okay. All right. Let me check on that.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:11)
You know what I'm saying? Hey, Ochocinco, he had to sit out there in the car with his girlfriend one time. I guess they had been out there about two, three hours in the car and cut off. It wouldn't stop. It wouldn't start.
So her dad, her dad called in, but I don't, you know, I'm like, man, I don't know what the hell you talking about. Like, what are you talking about? Like I ain't thinking my son out there, man, that man out there, you know. I said, man, don't you know, bro, I was once, I once used the car at times. I know what you out there doing, bro. You know what I'm saying? They think we crazy, man. Like, bro, why you think I'm so crazy? Man, I know everything in there going on. For sure.
And that's what I'm saying. I'm like, guys, y'all trying to pull something that I did. Whatever you think about, I done thought about it twice. Whatever you did, I did it three times.

**Iso Joe Johnson** (3:04)
You can't fool me.

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:07)
I said, y'all gotta realize, I said, the difference is between, I was a star athlete. Everybody in the surrounding counties knew who I was. Right. So it was nothing. Like I said, I had a homeboy. Hey, I had a homeboy. But hey, we be walking the street. Well, you know, I want to, but hey.
Hey, I call my homeboy.
I should have, I should have hell livin to have him call in and ask him. Oh yeah. Oh man, I already know Sharpe is going to have him. He said, I take leftovers. Hey, hey, I still eat leftovers. To this day, I could call it right now. To this day.
Hey man, look here, I got something I need you to do, man. She probably, hey, I'm telling me, she ain't no Luka now. Like my grandmother used to say, boy, she ain't easy on the eyes. She hard on the eyes. Man, Sharpe, you know, they ain't got nothing. You know, they ain't never fathering me.

**Chad Johnson** (4:06)
Yeah, you got it.