Topics: Football, Sports, News, Sports News
**Chad Johnson** (0:01)
Hey, I got a question.
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:02)
Yes.
**Chad Johnson** (0:03)
What's up? How the hell we get on this topic when we was talking about Tua?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:06)
You?
**Chad Johnson** (0:11)
I just thought about that. When we went left field, quick?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:14)
Quick. But it's the truth though. I mean, like I said, you got 53 guys, everybody make money. Now, you got varying levels of money being made, but guys, they go to the same spot. So you're going to run into some of the same kids? Yes.
I already know it, bro. And people say, man, why rappers? Why athletes? Why they got to have big cars? They in the same environment. Duh.
Animals hunt what's available.
**Chad Johnson** (0:56)
Hey, man.
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:57)
You ain't never seen no lion eat no seal because that's not what's available to it. What's available to it.
**Chad Johnson** (1:04)
But that's a good one, boy.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:05)
You hunt what's in close proximity.
**Chad Johnson** (1:08)
That's a good one.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:11)
That's why I don't, I don't, I don't, hey, it is what it is. Hey, if a woman, for the most part when women are attractive, they're attracted to more than one guy. They make it seem like she shouldn't be attracted, but nobody but him or nobody but that one or nobody with that one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
When you look like that.
**Chad Johnson** (1:35)
Hold on, whoa, hold on. When you look like this, you shouldn't be attracted to nothing else but this. What are we talking about?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, man. Joe, we ain't gonna find no other dude, man, be able to get away with wearing these cheetah shorts like this, man. Everybody can't do that, boy. You hear me? Hey, having me on your hip, boy. That's an asset. That's a value, boy.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:56)
Look at these things. I see you, man. I see how you coming down, bro.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:02)
I see you.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:05)
I used to be in college. Joe, it was the same thing in college.
You got a girl, they're trying to creep, and when somebody else get her, strike, strike her, you up there, you want to fight. How you fight somebody? I can see if he tried to holler at your girl, especially when somebody knows that it's your girl.
**Chad Johnson** (2:25)
Wait, you knew, and he knew, and he still tried to holler?
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:28)
Yeah. Boy, look here.
You know, you know, ninjas ain't got no coot.
**Chad Johnson** (2:33)
At all.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:34)
Hold on. You talking about when you was in college? You talking about some... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. College was different, but we stayed in an athletic dorm. So if you weren't an athlete, you couldn't stay in these dorms. So we seen something coming through there. Yeah, we already knew what time it was. You hear me? But it didn't matter? Yeah.
Hey, you feel... Psst, psst. No, she just leave her, yo. Psst, hey. Shawty holler at your boy right quick.
Yeah. That's how the guy let go. You know she just came out of such... Because I don't know how it is now, but we couldn't have women at our dorm. If you got kicked out of semester or a quarter, if you got caught with a woman in your room, unless there's only one co-ed dorm on the whole campus at the time. Boy, it was Boy and Smith, what was the name of it?
I don't even forget the name of it. That had a co-ed dorm, but everything else was, guys and all guys, all ladies. But yeah, it was like, bro, I was like, man, just, and I thought it would, you know what? I thought so, you know what? Because it's so close proximity, all these women on the campus together, I was like, it ain't going to be like this in the real world. Yeah, it is.
**Chad Johnson** (3:51)
Man, please.
**Shannon Sharpe** (3:52)
It's worse. It's worse. College was fun. Oh, it was.
**Chad Johnson** (4:00)
It would have been fun for me, Joe, if I ain't keep bouncing around from school to school.
**Shannon Sharpe** (4:05)
Because you got to realize, Joe, on college campus, there's only one or two big men on campus. Even if you're not the star of the football team, they know you making money.
Yeah.
**Chad Johnson** (4:24)
Hey, I like the way I'm saying that, boy. A lion never catches a seal because he's never in that.
**Shannon Sharpe** (4:29)
He was in close proximity.
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