National Nude Day

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Today is National Nude Day, Nude Day.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:04)
Nude Day today.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:05)
Now, my friend Mindy Winkler, friend of the show, works at Hank FM. She sent us some pictures. Well, here's the thing, she sent me a text and said, I bet you guys could have fun with this, it's National Nude Day. I feel like if you're going to send that message, there should have been nudes attached. Like, is that? Oh, it was just a straight text message, no pictures attached. No pictures were attached. That's a shame. But there should have been. I feel like if you say, hey, you know, I'm coming to your party, it's implied you're going to bring something. If you're going to tell me it's National Nude Day, there better be a nude attached. That's all that I'm saying.
Here to set the mood for National Nude Day is the official Bill Clinton music.
And I feel like we would be doing our audience a disservice if, on this very special day, National Nude Day, we didn't deliver a lewd nude dude in the news.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:17)
Come on! Here's another lewd nude dude in the news.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:27)
All right, so get your bingo cards ready.
There's a good chance you're probably going to hear about somebody naked, somebody on drugs, committing a crime, and there's usually a gas station involved, okay? So get your bingo cards ready. We're going to East Texas here. Here is KETK Television in East Texas.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:50)
And a naked man is arrested in Smith County after reportedly attempting to rob a gas station while high on meth. All these papers reveal Jackie Gitchaway was taking into custody on four counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The Sheriff's Office says it happened last Thursday when Gitchaway rammed into several vehicles and attempted to rob a Texaco gas station on Highway 69 near Tyler Pipe. Deputies reported finding him in the nude as he attempted to grab a person at the entrance of the convenience store. Gitchaway admitted to using meth before the incident and is now in the Smith County jail on seven charges.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:29)
And the fact that it happened on Interstate 69, chef's kiss.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:36)
This has been another Lude, Nude, Dude, in the News.