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National Hot Dog Day!

Hammer + Nigel Show Podcast

July 15, 2026

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Speakers: Hammer, Nigel
**Hammer** (0:00)
Nigel, if you need a reason to drink or, I guess, eat tonight, it's National Hot Dog Day.

**Nigel** (0:06)
Oh, yeah.

**Hammer** (0:07)
Now, correct me if I'm wrong. You are mayonnaise on a hot dog guy?

**Nigel** (0:12)
I'm a mayonnaise on a hot dog guy. I will take the bun before inserting the wiener into the bun. I will put the mayonnaise on...

**Hammer** (0:19)
You got that, Allison, for the montage on Friday? You got that?

**Nigel** (0:23)
Put the mayonnaise on one side, and the ketchup and the mustard on the other. So it's already on the bun, and then I place the over-done, the grill... It's got to be grilled, too. It's got to be charred. I like a charred wiener.

**Hammer** (0:35)
Very well-done wiener.

**Nigel** (0:36)
Yes.

**Hammer** (0:37)
Okay.
So yours is really almost like a sandwich, and I know a lot of people want to have that debate, is a hot dog a sandwich? Like, I'm not trying to do that here, but if you're putting mustard and ketchup and mayonnaise on it, it kind of feels like a sandwich.

**Nigel** (0:52)
Sometimes some shredded cheese if it's around.

**Hammer** (0:55)
Okay.

**Nigel** (0:55)
Maybe some relish.

**Hammer** (0:56)
Now, when I think of shredded cheese, I think of chili dogs. Like the chili cheese dogs. And I know it's National Hot Dog Day, but I feel like chili dogs fall into that category.
So good. In honor of National Hot Dog Day and The Hammer and Nigel Show, which in case you haven't figured it out, we like a beverage from time to time. Sure. We've combined our love of alcoholic beverages with hot dogs in this all new product.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:49)
Hammer and Nigel are excited to bring you Hammer and Nigel's Hard Hot Dogs. Summer grilling just got a little more boozy with spiked wieners.

**Hammer** (2:01)
I just love Hammer and Nigel's Hard Hot Dogs.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:04)
Get a six pack of all beef hot dogs infused with vodka, natural flavors, and carbonated water. Hammer and Nigel's Hard Hot Dogs. Now with 5% alcohol.
Warning, don't grill and drive.

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