Michael REACTS To Unhinged Liberals... Is This Mental Illness?

Michael Knowles (0:00)

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Michael Knowles (1:17)

The line between ideology and psychosis is very, very blurry sometimes. And so we will delve the depths of left-wing activism in clips assembled by the producers to figure out, are these breakdowns coming from principles?

SPEAKER_2 (1:36)

Yeah.

Michael Knowles (1:37)

Ideology?

SPEAKER_3 (1:38)

Yeah.

Michael Knowles (1:39)

Bad ideas?

SPEAKER_2 (1:40)

Yeah.

Michael Knowles (1:42)

Or do these people just need to be committed to an insane asylum?

SPEAKER_3 (1:45)

Yeah.

Michael Knowles (1:46)

Take it away.

SPEAKER_3 (1:47)

Why yes, I do in fact wish I had a man to take care of it. But if I start crying or raising my voice, a man is going to tell me that he's too busy and he has work to get done, and maybe I should calm down before he comes and helps me handle it. So yes, I would love a man to come and handle it. Is there a man who can handle it?

Michael Knowles (2:09)

That's not that crazy. Okay.

That's like median liberal woman behavior.

I'm not joking. You could tell, look, there's some bad signs here. The crazy neon hair is a little bit of a cry for help. She's got the side, I've actually never seen this. She's got both the side nose ring, which it's a little quirky, but it can be cute. It could be fine. But then she's got the septum bull ring, which is a sign that something has gone horribly wrong in this person's life and maybe a sign of spiritual oppression. I think it often is. Regardless, okay, she got all these red flags. But what does she say? She goes, yes, I need a man to calm me down. I think she's being honest. I don't think she's being sarcastic or ironic or anything like that. Because I need a man to calm me down, but no man wants to deal with me and no man knows how to husband me or lead me. All of which is probably true. The woman clearly has a little bit of a screw loose, but I don't think this is a total aberration. I think this woman is different from your median, kind of lived normal woman, only in degree, not in kind.

And so I bet if she met a guy who was like a real guy and not some lib wimp, if she met a real guy who acted like a man and like, I don't know, bought her dinner. And for the lady, perhaps a salad?

SPEAKER_2 (3:33)

Perhaps not. I'll have the steak smothered in onions.

Michael Knowles (3:37)

And told her to calm down in a way that was assertive without seeming disdainful.

SPEAKER_3 (3:42)

I can explain if you just calm down.

Michael Knowles (3:45)

And he actually was just like, hey lady, get it together. Come on, get a hold of yourself. You haven't touched your hors d'oeuvre. Come on, have another drink, please.

SPEAKER_3 (3:51)

Two shots of vodka.

Michael Knowles (3:57)

If a guy did that, it would be like that viral video. Do you remember the gal who, I guess she was a lesbian or bisexual, but she goes on a date with some finance bro, and it was just, her mind exploded. She's like, wait a second, this is awesome. Hold on, I don't need to be like a bisexual polyamorous lib. Oh, cool. Wow, it was nuts. My mind is blown. So anyway, I think that's what would happen with her.

If she has been driven to psychosis, it is the psychosis of our modern liberal age. It's nothing just about, she's salvageable. Next one.