Michael REACTS To Hilarious GTA 6 TikToks

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We've gotten a lot of things before we got Gta 6 Some thought that we were going to get the Eschaton, but Gta 6 appears to be ready to come out. I, as a boy, I'm a little ashamed to say this, I played Gta, especially Vice City, played a lot. I did. I'm not saying I'm proud of that. I did. And now, all these years later, we are getting the most degenerate, botched, lifelike version of this vicious, vicious game. So, in anticipation, here are the memes.

They're going to be doing all the jobs. It's kind of like in World War II, you know, when all the women had to take all the factory jobs because the men were off fighting war. Except in this case, instead of fighting war and liberating Europe, the men will be playing violent and in some cases, pornographic video games.

Jacob (2:19)

Before we get to this next one, I got to give you a little bit of context.

Michael Knowles (2:22)

Okay.

Jacob (2:23)

So in the game, you have to maintain a relationship with your girlfriend.

So that means you have to text her back on time or else it affects your game progress. You have to take her shopping, you have to take her on dates.

SPEAKER_4 (2:35)

Is that real? Really?

Jacob (2:36)

It's real. You have to do that. It's very immersive. So use that context for some of the clips that you're about to watch.

Michael Knowles (2:41)

Okay.

SPEAKER_4 (2:43)

I really don't need you on my bumper right now, man.

Michael Knowles (2:45)

Look, you're angry.

Jacob (2:45)

I get it.

SPEAKER_1 (2:47)

We all tell a billion lies to each other.

Michael Knowles (2:52)

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. It's too much. It's too many layers. I don't even know who that guy is. I'm too much of a boomer for that one. Okay. Next one.

Is that the hooker symbol? That's got to be the hooker symbol, right?

He wants to go get a hooker. Yeah, that is the... It's funny. I was trying to think, will I play GTA 6? Because, you know, now I'm not like 16 anymore. I'm 36 years young, you know, a lady never tells, but...

SPEAKER_1 (3:23)

Back when dinosaurs first roamed the earth.

Michael Knowles (3:27)

Even more than the gratuitous violence, which is probably not good for my soul. I think the hooker stuff might be worse, right? It is crazy to pick up and kill hookers. That was like a big part of the game.

SPEAKER_4 (3:36)

I've never played it, but Jacob just informed me that the stiletto is actually the strip club.

Michael Knowles (3:40)

Oh, wait, there's a strip club in the game?

SPEAKER_4 (3:44)

Yeah.

Michael Knowles (3:45)

Because, you know, at least with the hooker one, and again, I'm basing this on Grand Theft Auto Vice City, it was like you'd pick up the girl and then the car would just sort of shake a little. So it was suggestive, but it wasn't explicit. And then the hooker would get out and you'd shoot her.

It's generally how you play the game. So there's a strip club, but now the graphics are so good. I bet that's like real pornography.

Jacob (4:05)

Another piece of context, part of the reason they pushed it is because they were developing this thing called Jiggle Physics.