Lewd Nude Dude in the News OR Legal Stuff?!

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
I've got a little situation here, Nige. What happened? I've got a story, and I don't know if it's legal stuff or if it's a lewd, nude dude in the news.
So here's what I'm going to do. YouTube chat, Twitter folks, I want you to be the one to decide. I'm going to do the story doing both, you know, opens, but I'll kind of just change my cadence a little bit to make it slightly different. You're going to use the intros, both different intros. Right.

**Nigel** (0:28)
So let's start with legal stuff, legal stuff, crime, punishment, judges, legal stuff, legal stuff.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:40)
Now, this will be my straight newscaster voice. OK, OK. A 36 year old Fort Wayne man is facing a felony charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals and used it while committing arson.
Christopher Peden charged with one count of arson, which carries a potential prison sentence of up to 12 years.
At the scene of the fire, a fire investigator located a gasoline container and four lighters as well as a nearby kitchen knife. Court records do not detail whether the genitals were located, but they were used to start the fire. He's due back in court next week and his trial dates begin. So that's legal stuff, OK? Now let's try it as a lewd, nude dude in the news.

**Nigel** (1:34)
Here's another lewd, nude dude in the news.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:42)
Dateline Fort Wayne. Now this will be a little bit of a different delivery.

**Nigel** (1:46)
OK, I get it.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:47)
I understand. A 36 year old Fort Wayne man is facing felony charges. After he allegedly cut off his genitals and used it while committing arson. Christopher Peden is charged with one count of arson, and that carries a potential prison sentence of up to 12 years. At the scene of the fire, a fire investigator located a gas container and four lighters as well as a nearby kitchen knife. Court records do not detail whether the genitals were located, but they do believe they were used to start the fire. Peden is due back in court next week, and trial dates will begin.
All right, so let's go around the horn here. Nigel, is that legal stuff or is that a lewd, nude dude in the news?

**Nigel** (2:50)
That's lewd, nude, dude in the news. Did he use his junk for kindling?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:54)
Yes, right. You know how sometimes you start a bonfire in the backyard and you got some twigs?

**Nigel** (3:00)
Sticks and stones?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:01)
He used his testicles, yes. Allison, is that legal stuff or is that a lewd, nude dude in the news? I gotta go with Nigel, lewd, nude dude in the news.

**Nigel** (3:11)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:12)
All right. YouTube chat. Let us know.
You get to pick. Does that fall into the category of legal stuff or was that a lewd, nude dude in the news? And by the way, that's a true story. Fort Wayne man accused of cutting off his genitals and using it to commit arson.