Lewd Nude Dude in the News

**Hammer** (0:00)
Ms. Allison, for the second day in a row.

**Nigel** (0:03)
Oh no.

**Hammer** (0:03)
We've got a lewd, nude, dude in the news.

**Nigel** (0:08)
Here's another lewd, nude, dude in the news.

**Hammer** (0:16)
And for the second straight day, it's from the state of Indiana.

**Nigel** (0:22)
Wonderful.

**Hammer** (0:24)
So yesterday, we had the story about the man in Fort Wayne that used his crank as kindling. Yes.
Chopped off his own wiener and used that as a device to start a fire in an arson.

**Nigel** (0:39)
I love that you use the word device.

**Hammer** (0:42)
And we were wondering, does that fall into legal stuff? Does that fall into lewd, nude, dude in the news?

**Nigel** (0:49)
It encompasses everything.

**Hammer** (0:50)
A listener sent us a message on our Facebook page and said, I think it falls into how have you injured your crotch? Yeah, we kind of forgot about that yesterday.
Dateline Indianapolis. I'm going to read you the headline. Now, this is the headline from our newsgathering partners at Fox 59 Are you ready?

**Nigel** (1:08)
No.

**Hammer** (1:11)
Helicoptering his genitals. Indianapolis man accused of exposing himself to multiple women. Now, before I get into the, you know, the crux of this story here.
So, when you see the headline, Helicoptering His Genitals, Without Taking Your Pants Off, please show our audience on the YouTube camera what we're talking about here.

**Nigel** (1:46)
Yeah, this is why you want to watch us on YouTube here. Okay, so I've had friends that do this before. Sometimes it's something that happens to drunk at four o'clock in the morning when you're in your 20s.

**Hammer** (2:02)
Nigel standing up.

**Nigel** (2:03)
Allison, you ready? My eyes are closed.
There it is.

**Hammer** (2:08)
There it is.

**Nigel** (2:09)
Helicoptering his genitals. So there it is.

**Hammer** (2:13)
Using your manhood almost as a whip, a whip with a hard H.

**Nigel** (2:19)
You're you're you're thrusting your hips in a circular motion.

**Hammer** (2:23)
Right.

**Nigel** (2:23)
Which therefore enhances the your protrusion there in the crotchal area. And it flips it around like a helicopter.

**Hammer** (2:34)
Doesn't get any better than this, does it, Allison? I'm worried about Nigel's hips now.

**Nigel** (2:39)
I might need one replaced after that. That hurt.

**Hammer** (2:43)
Here's the story from Fox 59

**Nigel** (2:45)
What is going on? Yes, please.

**Hammer** (2:47)
A man's been arrested after he was seen allegedly helicoptering his genitals in a woman's fenced-in backyard. According to court documents here, the police were called to the 12200 block of Park Ridge Drive, where a homeowner woke up around 5 a.m. to what she initially believed was an animal in her yard.
When she checked her security cameras, she was surprised to see that it was not an animal, but it was 45-year-old James Davidson staring at a camera wearing nothing but tennis shoes, fondling himself. Court documents indicate the homeowner told police that Davidson reportedly did the same thing about two years ago. So he's a repeat helicopter offender, which resulted in him being convicted of public indecency back in 2024
The next day, there's more. Officers were called to a house in the same neighborhood where the resident told police that a man identified as James Davidson had came into their yard and fondled himself on camera. Court documents continue. They state when investigators reviewed the first homeowner's surveillance footage, Davidson could be seen completely naked wearing only tube socks and shoes. He allegedly walked up to the camera and began to dance. He reportedly did the same thing to multiple houses and started gyrating his hips. According to the court documents, Nigel, this caused a, quote, skin on skin slapping sound.

**Nigel** (4:33)
This is a very specific police report.

**Hammer** (4:35)
I mean, they're good at their job.

**Nigel** (4:37)
Yeah. Skin on skin slapping sound.

**Hammer** (4:42)
You hear that, Allison? You hear that?

**Nigel** (4:45)
No, I'm leaving.

**Hammer** (4:46)
I'm leaving. Bye. Bye, everybody. It's been fun. Davidson was arrested and he's facing these charges. Public indecency, a level six felony. Public indecency, a level six felony. Criminal trespassing, a class A misdemeanor.

**Nigel** (5:13)
Maybe I'm wrong here. We all had friends, though, didn't we? Back in our 20s, that would get back from the bars and strip down naked and like think it was funny to do flapjacks and right.

**Hammer** (5:24)
Or go full Buffalo Bob, you know, and Buffalo Bill, Buffalo Bill tuck it underneath.
Hey, look at this. What is wrong with you? You're disgusting, you weirdo.

**Nigel** (5:35)
Now there's a difference between the what's it called? The helicopter, the helicoptering and the flapjacks. Right. This is helicoptering right here.