Legal Stuff

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Legal stuff, crime, punishment, judges, legal stuff, legal stuff.

SPEAKER_2 (0:10)

Bateline, Florida. Twenty three year old man in Florida stole a full sized yellow school bus and he told the police, I just wanted to see if I can get away with it.

SPEAKER_1 (0:25)

And he did.

SPEAKER_2 (0:28)

Well, I mean, right to an extent, yes, he got away with it at first. Now he was ultimately apprehended because, you know, it's kind of hard to get away in a big yellow school bus.

If they're looking for a stolen school bus and they just see one parked in some hillbillies driveway, they're probably going to put two and two together. And that's what happened here. But yeah, he just got bored and said, you know what? I want to see if I can get away with stealing a school bus. And he did for a little while. That's Florida, which brings us to great moments in bus history. Ladies and gentlemen, Billy Madison and Chris Farley.

SPEAKER_3 (1:07)

Hey, you threw that.

SPEAKER_4 (1:10)

I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick.

SPEAKER_2 (1:17)

Love the bus driver. Eats all the sacked lunches with Norm MacDonald and his other buddy.

Um, this one's more in your wheelhouse. This is from Seinfeld, where Kramer had to fight off an attacker on the bus.

SPEAKER_5 (1:31)

The driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, now I'm driving the bus.

SPEAKER_3 (1:45)

You're Batman.

SPEAKER_5 (1:47)

Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me.

SPEAKER_3 (1:50)

So I'm fighting him off with one hand, and I kept driving the bus with the other.

SPEAKER_5 (1:55)

Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop.

SPEAKER_3 (2:01)

You kept making all the stops?

SPEAKER_5 (2:09)

Well, people kept ringing the bell.

SPEAKER_1 (2:11)

Sure.

SPEAKER_2 (2:12)

Right.

SPEAKER_3 (2:13)

Oh, that's a classic.