Leftists Rage Over Charlie Kirk Corn Maze

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From Memphis, Tennessee, it's America's favorite gun totem, Bible-clinging, deplorable American. Todd Starnes.

**Todd Starnes** (0:27)
Oh yeah. Hello, everybody. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Testing, testing.
Is America's microphone working? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Todd Starnes Radio Show. Welcome. So glad you're here today. We have got a lot going on. We're waiting on a lot of big breaking news stories, and we're going to get to those as well. Also, Luke Ball, our good buddy, political strategist, is going to be joining us, and the lovely Kyle Campbell, host of the Politically Basic Podcast, joins us. Ladies and gentlemen, those of you that watch the program on our various video streams, you know that we have... Well, you know what? I'm going to take back what I'm about to... No, I've got to say it now that I've already said it, Dylan. I've got to... But I need to caveat this. If you're watching us, you know we have the most attractive conservative women commentators in America on the Todd Starnes show, because that's how we roll. We got no WNBA chicks here. Not here on this program. We don't have any of those male NFL cheerleaders.
Not on this program.
Jazz hands. No, we don't do that. Not on the Todd Starnes radio show, but let me just say this. This is the caveat. But if you listen to us on the radio, you can pretty much figure out that when you hear the voices of our female pundits, and the guys, you know, they're not unattractive, right? But the ladies of the Todd Starnes listening show, we have the most beautiful women that listen to this program. And that is scientifically proven.
Are you doubting me, Dylan?

**Dylan** (2:16)
Oh, there's no doubt about it.

**Todd Starnes** (2:18)
Oh, I'm telling you. We have commissioned the studies. We've got the Clay and Buck people, and the Dana Lesh, and who's the guy out of Atlanta, the Trump hater. We've gone through all those folks. Oh, the CNN dude who's apparently talking to dead people in hospitals. But we analyzed our audience against all of those, and the scientists came back, and they're like, Good God, man, you have a beautiful audience.
I said, You doubted me? What's wrong with you?
So anyway, oh, so Kyle Campbell is going to be here. That was the whole point of that.
So anyway, we're a little goofy today. I'm not sure why, but we're goofy today. And that's okay. We need a little goof in our lives. We're going to start out as we wait for this verdict coming out of Massachusetts. And you can pretty much figure out how that is going to go down. But before we get to that, I want to talk about this poor farm out in Indiana. Coming up next week, and we're going to have a special show commemorating the one-year anniversary of the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Many of you will remember, and our team has been compiling a lot of the audio from that day. It actually happened live on this radio program. I was right in the middle of an interview with Senator James Langford from Oklahoma, and the bulletin came down, and we ended up pretty much blowing up the entire show. And so we're going to go back and we're going to revisit that moment. We're going to have some great guests on, the young Gen Z-ers, turning point USA folks. And I think you're really going to be excited about our event that we have coming up on September 10th, and then September 11th, the 25th anniversary of the Muslim terrorist attacks on America when Muslims waged jihad on American soil in the name of Mohammed.
But I want to go back to Charlie Kirk for a moment because there's a farm, the Goebbels farm, they're in Indiana, I believe that's near Evansville. And a lot of these farms for the fall, and they do the corn maze, where you go. And Dylan, I'm not a big fan of the corn maze because I'm afraid I'm always going to get lost and no one will come looking for me.

**Dylan** (4:49)
That's a real concern, actually.

**Todd Starnes** (4:50)
So I don't go. And you never know what's going to come out of the corn. I've seen the horror movies.

**Dylan** (4:57)
Yeah, why is every time I'm in a corn maze, always the haunted version?

**Todd Starnes** (5:00)
You know it is.

**Dylan** (5:01)
I don't go in them for any other reason.

**Todd Starnes** (5:02)
No. And then remember when, man, I'm getting off track here for a moment, but back in the 1990s, and I don't know if you're old enough to remember this, but back in the 1990s, that's when the church Ute groups were like at the Zenith, and they would do what they called hell houses. So a lot of the churches won't do Halloween, but they will do something called Fall Festival, which is basically kids dressing up in costumes and going door to door to get candy and riding on the backs of hay. You know, they have like hay rides, and they carve out the pumpkins, the Jack O'Lanterns, and well, it's basically Halloween.