Israel, Palestine, and the Settlements: The B-Side (PREVIEW)

June Sternbach (0:00)

Josh, this episode is going to be a piece of pie.

Josh Boerman (0:04)

I can't wait. It's going to be the icing on the thing. We've been talking about Candace Owens.

June Sternbach (0:13)

You just really hit the nail on the top.

Josh Boerman (0:15)

We sure did. And you know what they always say, you can't put the genie back in the Bible.

June Sternbach (0:21)

I've just been, like, for the last couple of days, just obsessed with her.

And you know, whenever I try to quote things or reference things, I frequently will get it wrong. So I have just stopped doing that. I have to, like, look at the source to properly quote things. My mind does not have the capability to store information. But Candace Owens, goddamn, she is an inspiration to people. Like, she, like, I will give her credit. She thinks on her toes. She comes up with some bullshit phrase quickly. She's so fast.

Josh Boerman (0:54)

Yeah, she really, when she doesn't know what a given phrase is, she'll just say some shit and hope that it's close. I will say, like, you can't put the genie back in the Bible. It's one of the funniest malapropisms I think I've ever heard. Like, that's just so good.

June Sternbach (1:12)

It's so good. It's so good. If, for people who probably haven't seen this, there was some clips going around of Candace Owens continuously messing up different phrases and sayings over and over and over. Sometimes the exact same phrase multiple times.

Josh Boerman (1:31)

Candace Owens' malapropism sizzle reel, basically.

SPEAKER_3 (1:36)

And it's hard to put that genie back in the Bible. Grab these gloves as the car is going 100 miles per hour. Everybody's talking because the sink is shipping and people want to get onto lifeboats. There's actually an expression like, you know, don't meet the people that you or the celebrities that you love because then you're going to find out about them. It's just going to ruin it for you. Nothing makes sense to me in this whole story. So this is just kind of the icing on, you know, on the top here.

June Sternbach (1:59)

Not even the icing on the top, but no, this today, you know, I can't, I can't wait. I can't wait to just, what's, what's a good phrase that we can fuck up right now? This, this show is the best of both realities. I'm always having a great time with you.

Josh Boerman (2:15)

Yeah, yeah. The best of all worlds that could maybe exist. I'm always saying that we need to murder the PC.

I've mostly just been obsessed with this stupid fucking song that I found on this Instagram reel, which I'll play into my microphone real quick. Here we go.

June Sternbach (2:37)

Please, yeah. Some type shit you hear going to Germany, like a German club to dance.

Josh Boerman (2:53)

I love a sexy pig.

June Sternbach (2:56)

No, that's fucking beast. You were fucking bopping it over there while you were playing that into your microphone.

Josh Boerman (3:00)

I was bumping that. I don't remember Brad's summer.

June Sternbach (3:06)

I do. That was a great summer. I had a great time. That genuinely for me was a Brad summer. I don't know how you felt.

Josh Boerman (3:13)

I felt fine. I don't know. It was fine.

June Sternbach (3:17)

For some reason, that year of my life, specifically that summer, it was like the summer I was getting ready to move down to Chicago. So so like it was partially that, but it was also partially it was just it was the year and the summer in my life where I went to the like most clubs and like dance spots and like stuff like that. So I was just like actually like at like like Brat Summer was everywhere with the Brat, that album and and just a lot of music like, I guess, generally associated with like that vibe in 2024 was just everywhere. And it was really great. Like Pink Pony Club, of course, was a great one. Classic.

Josh Boerman (3:55)

Yeah, the weird thing for me is like, I could very easily go to the club every night if I wanted to. I live in New York, but for some reason, I find that I'm only able to actually get the energy and the motivation to go out when I am on vacation.

Yeah, so like I've, you know, I've been to clubs in London. I've been to clubs in Amsterdam. I've only been to clubs here a few times. It's kind of, it's kind of sad. Drag me in the comments, listeners.