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Is This Anything?

Hammer + Nigel Show Podcast

September 28, 2026

Not one, but two cranes crashed into a Florida home, a NASCAR fight in Martinsville, and a substitute teacher loses her job after her OF was found. Is this anything?

Speakers Hammer, Nigel, Sheena

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Hammer (0:00)

The Hammer and Nigel presents...

Nigel (0:06)

It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

SPEAKER_3 (0:10)

Is...

Hammer (0:11)

Is this anything?

SPEAKER_3 (0:14)

All right, let's rock and roll.

Hammer (0:15)

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Nigel (0:32)

Is this anything? A house in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, was going through a renovation.

A large crane that was stretched across fell and then smashed part of the home. The crews tried to upright the crane by using a second crane, which also fell on the house.

Hammer (0:55)

Oh, no.

Nigel (0:56)

Here is the second crane falling on their house, then the fire chief.

Hammer (1:04)

Oh.

SPEAKER_4 (1:05)

We have to deconstruct what has taken place here to get it back to a safe situation. Methodically, remove the pieces that have happened. Cutting the secondary crane, because of the damage to that crane, they won't be able to retract that. Once that has been removed, then they'll focus on the initial crane incident and uprighting that crane.

Hammer (1:24)

You sound like you better just demolish the entire property and start fresh. This is something for sure in Fort Lauderdale. And that sucks, because it's probably, again, like they were talking about, that this is probably the weather. This is probably the the force of nature. These cranes, like I would assume they are are not very steady.

Right. I mean, clearly they're not. One crashes and then the one the second crane is trying to pick up the first crane and then it just demolishes everything.

Nigel (2:01)

It crashes, too. Yeah.

Hammer (2:03)

Oh, it's like the muddy pit. Oh, right. With Tom Hanks.

Nigel (2:08)

That moment where the bathtub crashes through the floor after everything had gone wrong. That's what these Florida home owners are going through.

Imagine being the one that has to make that phone call, like the construction foreman. Yeah, Mr. Laskowski.

Hammer (2:42)

Yes. Yes. Hi.

Nigel (2:43)

Nice to talk to you.

Hammer (2:44)

How's it going?

Nigel (2:44)

I've got some bad news.

Hammer (2:46)

What happened?

Nigel (2:47)

One of our cranes fell on your house.

Hammer (2:50)

Yeah, no, I know that, the original crane. So that's why we had you guys here to pick up that crane, get the other, with the second crane.

Nigel (2:58)

Yeah, this is where the bad news comes in. What's that? The second crane also fell while we were picking up the first one.

Hammer (3:13)

That's my best. Tom Hanks impression in The Money Pit.

Nigel (3:19)

That's pretty good.

Hammer (3:20)

Sorry about that.

Nigel (3:22)

Is this anything trouble on the track? So in NASCAR, they've had a serious of some pretty good fistfights lately.

Hammer (3:30)

Real good.

Nigel (3:31)

You go back a couple of weeks ago, you had a host of our like punching some dude right in the face.

Hammer (3:37)

That was. Yeah.

Nigel (3:38)

Yeah. Well, this past weekend, Corey Haim was kind of jumped by another racing team after their cars collided at Martinsville. OK, and they got into a fight after the race near the hot dog stand.

SPEAKER_3 (3:56)

Crew members and not necessarily drivers that were involved with that altercation with Corey Haim took a shot at what it looked like from a crew member down here by the hot dog stand. So I'm sure Nascar will take a good look at that. But it happened right in front of the famous hot dog stand. Let's go to Blake McCandless, who has a little more insight as to what took place.

SPEAKER_4 (4:15)

Let's go live to the hot dog stand.

SPEAKER_3 (4:17)

Corey Haim was just walking back to his hauler right in front of the hot dog stand. Punches were thrown.

Hammer (4:24)

Yeah, we're going to go live to the hot dog stand where Corey Haim was throwing punches. That is something for sure. That is great.

Nigel (4:32)

See, this is why I'm going to disagree. This is nothing. No, because you can't look me in the eye and tell me there haven't been fights at the Martinsville hot dog stand before.

Hammer (4:41)

I promise you there's precedent.

Nigel (4:43)

I promise you at the Martinsville Nascar hot dog stand, there have been fights before.

Hammer (4:49)

Fair enough.

You got it. Fine.

Nigel (4:52)

Is this anything? A substitute teacher in Missouri lost her job when someone found her OnlyFans account.

She also claims she was banned from volunteering and helping out as a parent at her kid's school. Here is Sheena.

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