Is This Anything?

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

The Hammer and Nigel Presents is anything, anything.

SPEAKER_2 (0:06)

It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

SPEAKER_1 (0:09)

Yeah. Is this anything?

SPEAKER_3 (0:13)

All right, let's rock and roll.

SPEAKER_1 (0:14)

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SPEAKER_2 (0:34)

Is this anything? Deputies in Mississippi are looking for a vehicle with a crazy statement written on it.

SPEAKER_1 (0:42)

OK.

SPEAKER_2 (0:42)

It's connected to a burglary investigation. This is part of the newscast in Mississippi.

SPEAKER_3 (0:49)

And new at 10, Apprentice County investigators are looking for a vehicle with fat chicks only written on it. It is all in connection with a recent burglary that happened there. Deputies say that the family reported a black older model Chevrolet Tahoe. The witness said the SUV had the words fat chicks only written on the rear glass.

SPEAKER_2 (1:12)

Pretty distinctive.

SPEAKER_1 (1:13)

The only reason why this is funny, I mean, somebody's driving around with that in Mississippi, no less.

There's probably thousands of cars like that in Mississippi just to be known. But the fact that a newsman is reading that out loud is the reason why we're laughing. And I don't know. Maybe there are some women that are overweight that are impressed by this. Maybe they are flattered. Is there anybody that's flattered by it? If you're driving by this guy, are you waving at him? If you are. Pull over.

SPEAKER_2 (1:50)

Pull over. I'm what you're looking for.

SPEAKER_1 (1:54)

I want to hear Nick. I don't know if you could do. I don't know if you could play that again. I just I love hearing the newscasters read the most ridiculous stuff out there. Can you play it again?

SPEAKER_3 (2:07)

And new at 10, Apprentice County investigators are looking for a vehicle with fat chicks only written on it. It is all in connection with a recent burglary that happened there. WDs say that the family reported a black older model Chevrolet Tahoe. The witness said the SUV had the words fat chicks only written on the rear glass.

SPEAKER_1 (2:28)

Those guys robbed me, man. Yeah, just look for the Tahoe. It says fat chicks only.

SPEAKER_2 (2:35)

What color? Because you got to be more specific around here. This is Mississippi, kid.

SPEAKER_1 (2:41)

Yeah, no, I would actually venture to say it probably couldn't be too hard to find an older model Chevy Tahoe with the words inscribed in the back, fat chicks only. I just I was being facetious earlier when I said those probably all over the place.

SPEAKER_2 (3:01)

And look, I will make this case. There's no bigger discrepancy between colleges and the townies than what you see in Mississippi, because when you watch that LSU Ole Miss football game this weekend, the chicks you will see in the crowd are unbelievable, like the hottie totty Ole Miss chicks are some of the smoking hot chicks you'll ever find. But then you get outside of the campus.

Those are the folks getting in this guy's car.

SPEAKER_1 (3:33)

Hop on in, honey.

SPEAKER_2 (3:36)

Is this anything? A man from the UK who spent more than a decade homeless, found a permanent home and national recognition after a video of him playing piano in a church went viral.

SPEAKER_1 (3:49)

I saw this guy.

SPEAKER_2 (3:51)

His name is Reese, and he did an awesome rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody.

SPEAKER_1 (4:16)

Like, I want to know why this guy was homeless for a decade and knew how to play piano like that.

SPEAKER_2 (4:21)

Could you get a gig at a lounge somewhere?

SPEAKER_1 (4:24)

Is that what happens? You walk into a lounge if you're homeless?

SPEAKER_2 (4:28)

Well, I mean, if you play piano, not because you're homeless, because you can play piano, dumbass.

SPEAKER_3 (4:33)

No, no, no, I'm seriously.

SPEAKER_1 (4:34)

No, I'm just asking. That's that's how you get off the streets. If you know how to play Bohemian Rhapsody.

SPEAKER_2 (4:40)

Well, if you've got a skill, let's say. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_1 (4:42)

No, no, no. I'm agreeing with you.

SPEAKER_2 (4:44)

OK, because if you go viral flipping burgers in the air, I would think you could probably get a job at McDonald's.

SPEAKER_1 (4:51)

If you can flip burgers and put the whoppers in the fryer and get a job and get off the streets, I think if you know how to play piano like that, you can get off the streets. But that guy was on the streets for a decade.