Is This Anything?

**Hammer** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is. Yeah.
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:13)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**Hammer** (0:14)
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**Nigel** (0:28)
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Is this anything? A Florida man was caught on camera in the back of a cop car trying to ditch a pee bag.

**Hammer** (1:10)
A what?

**Nigel** (1:11)
A pee bag and a fake crank meant to cheat on a urine test.

**Hammer** (1:20)
Oh, I got it. OK.

**Nigel** (1:22)
Here is James talking to the officer.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:26)
What is this stuff?

**Hammer** (1:27)
What is it? I don't know what that is.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:29)
James, I have you on video pulling out a pee bag out of your pants. OK, I'm not stupid. I clean this car every day. I'm responsible for what is in this car. I am frustrated because I asked you if you have anything on your person.

**Hammer** (1:39)
I don't.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:39)
OK, you did.
And you're lying to me. So if you want to go down the rabbit hole lying and see where this ends up, I'm more than happy to do it.

**Hammer** (1:47)
Boy, I got to tell you, this is something. And here's what it is for this guy. James was his name in the back of a cop car. If you ever find yourself in the back of a cop car trying to get rid of a bag full of urine and a fake crank, that is rock bottom. That is truly the rock bottom.
Just get yourself some help. Get into a program and do something. But if you're carrying around bags of pee, a pee bag, as you put it, and a fake organ, like a whizinator, is that what they call them?

**Nigel** (2:24)
The kids would call it a whizinator.

**Hammer** (2:27)
You are just the lowest of the low point in your life. And you got nowhere else to go but up. This guy, that's the thing this guy's got to realize. You've got nowhere else to go but up now here, James.

**Nigel** (2:39)
Allison, at any point in your life, have you ever had fake urine on you?
I'm proud to say I have not. Good for you. Thank you. Good for you. Let's do one more real quick.
Is this anything? An Atlanta Waffle House employee has gone viral for rapping about the Waffle House that he works at. Cool. Here is rock star Riley. And listen to his lyrics. They're clean, but they're all about the items offered at a Waffle House.

**Hammer** (3:07)
Sweet.
That's something. And I love it. And I love how passionate this guy is about his job. I love how passionate he is about music. And I bet he's one of their best employees. This is something, for sure.

**Nigel** (3:38)
So what I've decided to do is take this awesome single from Rockstar Riley, and I've put producer Allison's beatboxing behind it. Sweet! Let's see what it sounds like.
This is the Hammer and Nigel Show. You're welcome, Indy.