Is This Anything?

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Whatever Nigel presents is the song.

**Pete Davidson** (0:42)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is. Yes.

**Hammer** (0:47)
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**Nigel** (1:10)
Allison, your dream man is out there somewhere, and I think I may have found him. Dateline, New York.
A man who calls himself Snake the Bigfoot Hunter says he finally has DNA evidence that Sasquatch is real and apparently part human. Here is Charles, aka Snake the Bigfoot Hunter.

**Charles** (1:37)
After doing the DNA test at Cornell Veterinary and BioDNA Lab, we found that this is 58.5% Neanderthal slash Denisobin, which is European Neanderthal mixing with Asian Neanderthal. And then this 41.5% remaining, that is human. My prince.

**Hammer** (1:59)
I don't think this is anything. How can you have DNA of something that doesn't exist?
I like he's saying he's got DNA of Neanderthals that he's comparing to something that he found out in the woods.

**Charles** (2:13)
He's also apparently Asian.

**Nigel** (2:14)
Right. So there's a lot going on here.

**Hammer** (2:17)
No, look, I'm looking at this guy. I I'm wondering now you made fun of Allison for this is your dream guy. He's got almost 20,000 followers on Instagram.

**Nigel** (2:29)
So what you're saying is there's a chance that a certain someone here could be Mrs. Snake, the Bigfoot Hunter one day.

**Hammer** (2:35)
I'm just saying there's a chance that this guy pulls some tail every once in a while. I'm not talking about Bigfoot's tail.

**Nigel** (2:43)
What's he look like? Do you have him brought up?

**Hammer** (2:46)
Yeah.

**Nigel** (2:49)
Does he look like the kind of guy that would call himself Snake, the Bigfoot Hunter?

**Hammer** (2:53)
He he wears a one of those masks that you wrap around your face a lot, not like one of those COVID masks.
But like, I'm looking at him right now with supposed Bigfoot that's laying on the ground here. You tell me, hold on, you you look at that. I'm going to hand you the phone here. Look at that. Look at this guy.

**Nigel** (3:13)
Well, I mean, that that's like beyond the COVID mask. He looks a little bit like if our old producer, Kyle and Alan Jackson had a kid.
A little bit Mondo, a little bit Alan Jackson, a little bit country, a little pro-wrestling. That's what I see right there. Either way, I think that's something I think it's something. Allison, are you in with me? That's something.

**Charles** (3:40)
Oh, it's I'm interested if it's about 50 percent. I'm interested.

**Hammer** (3:43)
Hey, look, I you know, there was a time in my life when I went to see Harry and the Hendersons at the drive-in movie theater in Claremont when I was a kid. It was a double showing of Harry and the Hendersons. And, oh, that movie with Martin Short and Dennis Quaid, where he gets injected into the guy's body.

**Nigel** (4:01)
Innerspace.

**Hammer** (4:02)
Innerspace. Yes. I saw a double show. And it was what a great night that was. But yeah, Harry and the Hendersons is an unbelievable movie. But I don't think that the snake of the Bigfoot Hunter is going to change my mind that there's no such thing.

**Nigel** (4:20)
Now, I don't do many impressions, as you guys know. I'm more of an AI guy. I don't do impressions. I do like a very bad Eddie Vedder and some other things.

**Hammer** (4:30)
A little Dave Matthews.

**Nigel** (4:31)
A little Dave Matthews. But here is my impression, and it's visual only. This is for YouTube exclusive. This is what every picture of the Sasquatch, Bigfoot looks like. Are you ready? Yeah.
And scene, that's it. That's every picture of the Bigfoot.

**Hammer** (4:53)
That's exactly, that's identical.

**Nigel** (4:57)
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