Is This Anything?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is. Yes.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:14)
Alright, let's rock and roll.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:15)
Hello, you should hear the conversation that takes place during the commercial breaks in here.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:20)
You know what?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:21)
You probably shouldn't. Is this anything brought to you by Indiana Unclaimed, a program presented by the Attorney General's Office here in Indiana. Todd Rakita, the Attorney General and his office, reuniting Hoosiers with over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week. It's fast, it's easy, it's free. Search right now at indianunclaimed.gov.
I'm not saying that we spent too much in Ireland, but my wife texted me earlier today, Brian, and said, we don't have anything on indianunclaimed.gov.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:55)
Oh, brother, I looked I look on that thing regularly and I like to look at myself. I look at my face. I know people that Jerry looked at himself up. I think he got like some video of that thing. We said Guy looks up and found something from when he was mowing lawns or as a kid, as a kid, which, you know, that was what I picture him swinging a sickle.
I've never gotten anything off that thing. I'm so disappointed.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:20)
But a lot of people have a lot of people have. If you haven't, do yourself a favor. Do it for the first time. Indiana unclaimed dot gov. All right. I'm going to run these stories by Alvie. He's going to tell us if it's anything or not. Dateline Maryland. A Maryland man reported his car stolen. But while it happened, he was allegedly burglarizing a Verizon store directly across the street.
So here's a guy burglarizing a Verizon store, but he sees somebody stealing his car across the street, so he calls the police.
Here is Jalen Goddard's arrest. There's a lot going on here.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:03)
Someone took my truck.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:04)
All right, let me just see your hands real quick. Okay.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:06)
Put your hands behind your back for me.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:07)
For what?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:08)
Were you at that Verizon store? Because you got blood on your hands and blood on your glasses.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:11)
I wasn't at no Verizon store, sir.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:13)
I promise to God.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:14)
Have a seat real quick.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:15)
Hold on.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:15)
You got blood on your shirt.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:16)
So the gig's up.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:17)
It's whether you want to be honest about stuff or not.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:18)
You know what I mean? I do.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:20)
Someone stole my truck.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:21)
Oh, my God.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:22)
That's kind of some karma right there, ain't it?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:24)
Well, I left the keys in.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:26)
Yeah, that's some karma right there, dude.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:28)
The police are laughing at him, Brian. Is that anything?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:30)
Oh, that that is something. That is hilarious is what that is. I mean, you can't write a better SNL skit than that. Back when SNL was just on point with Farley and those guys where they're they're robbing a store and their getaway vehicle gets stolen in the process. I get we we can run with that.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:48)
Yeah, that sounds like something if you saw in a movie, you'd be like, oh, that's funny, but there's no way that would ever happen.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:55)
The probability is so low.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:57)
But then to get to Maryland and maybe it's not quite as cleaned up as you thought.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:02)
Oh, man.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:03)
Is this anything? A Delta flight was apparently struck by fireworks as it descended into Chicago Midway Saturday evening. It landed safely, but the pilots heard this big, loud bang.
And the plane is being checked out to see if there was any damages. Here's the air traffic control conversation.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:25)
Tower, we just had a firework at our plane, Delta 1076, we're continuing.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:29)
Delta 1076, can you tell me if you had to, I guess, any further information about the fireworks?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:35)
200 feet, AGL, 250 AGL, but we just heard the bang on the plane, so we'll have to take a look at it once we get to the gate.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:42)
And we're just hoping it was just the mortar that went off underneath, but definitely felt a big bang.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:47)
There have been multiple reports, as you can imagine. The city is aware. They said they would notify the Chicago police, but, you know, I don't know what they'll do.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:55)
That anything?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:56)
Oh, no, no, that's not anything. That's nothing at all. That's just the Chicago gunfire as usual. That's that's not fireworks. That's just another day in the office for those pilots descending into Chicago. I'm assuming O'Hara Midway this time.