Is This Anything?

**Jerry** (0:01)
Whatever Nigel presents is the song.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is. Yeah.

**Jerry** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:14)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**Nigel** (0:16)
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**Jerry** (0:47)
Yeah, legitimately. I heard this commercial all the time. I went on there randomly. This is... I'm not being paid for this. $750 and I got it within two weeks. That's a true story.

**Nigel** (0:56)
That's solid, man. That's solid.

**Jerry** (0:57)
Not mad.

**Nigel** (0:58)
So if you have not done it, seriously, do yourself a favor. Who knows? It might pay for a little summer road trip. Indianaunclaimed.gov. All right, Jerry, I'm going to run these stories by you. You tell me if these are anything or not. A new report says some celebrity superfans are spending big money to be buried next to their idols.
Some Marilyn Monroe fan paid $195,000 for a mausoleum crypt next to Marilyn Monroe.
Some dude named Jeffrey paid $50,000 to be buried next to Judy Garland.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:39)
Judy Garland is an iconic Hollywood figure, and the Hollywood Forever Cemetery is an iconic location. And as an independent artist, my biggest complaint is not being seen. This ensures that I will be seen forever. I was always a huge Wizard of Oz fan, and of course, as a homosexual, I love musicals, so yes, it's a pretty good match.

**Nigel** (2:00)
Is that anything?

**Jerry** (2:00)
I mean, first of all, the fact that he said, of course, since I'm a homosexual, I like musicals is I will use that in future arguments, sir, thank you for your support.
It would be cooler if I could get the money up front. Like if you die and then I want to be buried by Jason Hammer and I pay $50,000, what do you care? But if I can say right now, I will pay $50,000 to be buried by you and you and Crystal can get $50,000. That's a big difference. Huge difference. This is not anything. This is weird.

**Nigel** (2:28)
Counter offer. What if I don't want you next to me and I go to the funeral home and say, whatever you do, do not let Jerry Lopez next to me.
Like I don't want to be next to somebody from Call a Roulette. I don't want Charles to be next to me in my final resting place. I don't want regular Jeff to be next to me in my final resting place. Can I pay a little extra to be distant from those folks?

**Jerry** (2:54)
Me, Allison and Crystal will be buried next to you to make sure you're always on time everywhere you go.

**Nigel** (3:00)
Well, clearly, I'm going to hell.
Is this anything? A guy posted a video of him mocking some grandparents names, and it's gone viral. Now, we're going to play you the clip of this guy. I think he's a comedian. I don't know if this is funny. I don't think these are real grandparent names. Take a listen.
Hey, do you guys want to go see Yeah Yeah and Yo Yo? Grab your toys. We're going to go see Gabba Gabba and Garfunkel. Who wants to go visit Shabooby and Pa? Look who's coming up the driveway.

**Jerry** (3:31)
It's Gam Gam and Hee Haw.

**Nigel** (3:33)
You guys want to spend the night at Lolly and Grandolf's house? Who wants to go see Grandma and Dan?
So sometimes it's nicknames or grandparents. Other times it's older names. But for whatever reason, this dude's got a ton of likes on this video. Is it anything?

**Jerry** (3:48)
No, it's stupid. I would say right now. So Juliana is my eight-year-old. My five-year-old calls her Yaya because she couldn't say Juliana.
So when I heard Yaya, cool. But he said Garfunkel. And at that point, I'm out to BS.

**Nigel** (4:02)
If we're going with legit names, like birth names for old people, what are some ones that come to your mind?

**Jerry** (4:11)
I mean, I've gone in gold girls up front. Give me Rose, give me Blanche, give me Dorothy, throw in a Bernadette.

**Nigel** (4:17)
A Bertha, a Martha. Usually the thuz.

**Jerry** (4:23)
Edith, a good old name.

**Nigel** (4:24)
Edith, yeah. You don't see a lot of names like Jason anymore. My name from 1977, there's not a lot of Jason's anymore.