Is This Anything?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**Nigel** (0:09)
Yeah.

**Hammer** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:13)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**Hammer** (0:16)
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**Nigel** (0:31)
Is this anything? A Florida man on the run after trying to steal steak and brisket from a grocery store by shoving them down his pants and putting them next to his crank.

**Hammer** (0:45)
Oh, good Lord. Gives new meaning to the term bone in ribeye.

**Nigel** (0:49)
Hi-yo! Here's the owner of the store.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:54)
Big pants. I think they're like made for stealing, you know? He has them blocked at the bottom so it doesn't go through. Came over here, looked around to see if anybody was looking, and he shoved it in his pants. He ended up going across the street to Publix.
One of my employees was on break and saw all the rest of the stuff that he had.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:11)
Brisket, wine.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:12)
Brisket, wine, called the cops, and we got everything back. He ran off after we got the stuff back. By the time the cops got there, he was gone. But they have a good description. We have the video, and I'm sure he's on foot somewhere.

**Hammer** (1:23)
Now, I think this is something only because of the decision the people that run the grocery store have to make. They recovered all the merchandise, Hammer, so do you put it back into circulation? After this, you know, after the filets, after the bottles of wine, after the poultry, he's been down this gentleman's pants. But it's been wrapped. It's not like he's doing it, you know. It's not like he unwrapped it.
You know, it's covered cellophane, whatever. Do you put it back into circulation, maybe at a discount? And do you buy it if you're a customer?

**Nigel** (1:57)
I feel like a hypocrite here because I said that I have no problem picking up my phone if I drop it in a urinal.

**Hammer** (2:04)
That's right.

**Nigel** (2:05)
I have no problem using the three-second rule. If I drop a pizza roll on the floor and I pick it up, or a chicken nugget, I can eat it if it's the three-second rule, not even the five.
But man, a crank is a deal breaker for me. Like, if somebody's meat has been on a crank, that's it for me and I'm out.

**Hammer** (2:23)
Even if the meat was covered in cellophane, it was packaged properly.

**Nigel** (2:28)
Which meat are we talking about?

**Hammer** (2:32)
The meat that you would purchase from the grocery store.

**Nigel** (2:35)
Okay.

**Hammer** (2:35)
The meat that was trying to be stolen. You know what I mean?

**Nigel** (2:38)
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite. I admit I'm out on that. Yeah.

**Hammer** (2:45)
Even if it's on the discount pile, I would feel like if they had a discount pile, you would have to alert the customers. What would you say? What kind of sign would you put on that meat on the discount pile that said, hey, this has been... What kind of sign would you say? Like, this meat has been down somebody's pants?

**Nigel** (3:03)
I think you would have a picture of somebody's crotch with the Ghostbusters sign through it. Like, that tells you that the meat may have, even if it just grazed, grazed against somebody's crotch.

**Hammer** (3:19)
Even though it's wrapped in cellophane?

**Nigel** (3:21)
Correct.

**Hammer** (3:21)
Okay, I got it.

**Nigel** (3:22)
So I guess that's the question for the YouTube. Would you be willing to take a, let's say, 30% discount on the item...

**Hammer** (3:30)
Yeah, meat's expensive...

**Nigel** (3:31)
.if it had been in some way on somebody's crotch, wrapped up, not raw, wrapped up, even in packaging. Let's just say it was sitting on somebody's crotch during the trip from the location to the store.

**Hammer** (3:46)
Sure, sure, sure, sure.

**Nigel** (3:47)
Would you still eat it? Would you still grill it if it's been sitting on somebody's wiener?

**Hammer** (3:54)
Let me think about that and I'll get back to you.

**Nigel** (3:56)
Okay. YouTube chat, please, by all means, let us know.

**Hammer** (4:00)
Which means, probably yes. If I have to think about it, then yeah, probably sure.

**Nigel** (4:05)
Is this anything a mental health counselor found a better way to treat his male clients and posted about it on TikTok?

**Hammer** (4:14)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:17)
I'd had enough of guys canceling their first therapy appointment without even showing up. I'm a licensed associate mental health counselor, and here's what I figured out. It's not that men don't want help. It's that the second they picture themselves sitting in a stale office across from a stranger being asked about their feelings. Something in them just shuts down. So I removed the couch. I work with men now in a golf simulator. Same licensed counseling, just a completely different environment. When a man is focused on his swing, his guard comes down. The conversation happens naturally. He doesn't feel like a patient. He feels like himself.