Is This Anything?

**Nigel** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**Ethan Hatcher** (0:10)
Yes.

**Nigel** (0:11)
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Fast, easy, and free to search it up, indianunclaimed.gov, Ethan Hatcher filling in for Hammer. I'm Nigel. Now, Ethan, you know how this works, right? Hammer usually gives these to me, but I kind of like switching it up once in a while.

**Ethan Hatcher** (0:39)
Are you kidding? I'm a devoted listener of the Hammer and Nigel Show. I know how this game works.

**Nigel** (0:44)
So a couple of guys in LA thought it would be funny, ha ha ha, to hit golf balls into traffic and buildings downtown. Now, the Internet has tracked these guys down. All right, we knew who they are, but it's still a little unclear if the police are going to go after them. Here they are smacking the balls.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:14)
Good shot, hot show. What do you mean, it's unclear if the police are going to go after these guys?

**Nigel** (1:21)
I know, if the internet could find them, there's got to be, like, they're hitting them. I'm watching this thing right now.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:27)
They're just shooting them off in the downtown.

**Nigel** (1:29)
They've got good swings, too. That's what really pisses me off. My golf swing sucks.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:35)
And they're using it for evil.

**Nigel** (1:40)
Yes. Is this anything?

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:43)
No, this is nothing. These are a couple of punks. And if law enforcement doesn't catch up to them, Carmel will in short order. I know they probably think it's haha funny to be shooting golf balls off the top of skyscrapers in the middle of downtown Los Angeles. But that could seriously, seriously hurt some people. And I don't know whether a golf ball is going to decelerate on the way down from a skyscraper, but I wonder what the terminal velocity of a golf ball might be.
Or at the very minimum, it could do some serious property damage. Like, no, this isn't cool. These are some punks.

**Nigel** (2:18)
FIFA banned.
Vuvuzelas from the World Cup. Do you know what those are?
Do you know if I'm pronouncing it correctly, Allison? Vuvuzela? I'd say so. Yeah, sure. Vuvuzela? FIFA?

**Ethan Hatcher** (2:34)
That's right. It sounds like it might be potentially indecent.

**Nigel** (2:37)
The long...

**Ethan Hatcher** (2:40)
What is this?

**Nigel** (2:40)
Those are the long plastic horns. They were so annoying at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Here's a little bit of what they sound like.
Imagine 100,000 people.

**Ethan Hatcher** (3:01)
Sounds like a speedway.

**Nigel** (3:11)
So no, no vuvuzelas. I can't blame them. The World Cup, is that anything?

**Ethan Hatcher** (3:17)
If that's too annoying, if it's too annoying for a sports stadium, that's saying something.

**Nigel** (3:23)
There are so many annoying things at sports stadium. Yeah, that's such a good point.

**Ethan Hatcher** (3:27)
We drew the line at the vuvuzela.

**Nigel** (3:31)
And by the way, the men, the United States play at nine o'clock Friday against Paraguay at SoFi Stadium in the Los Angeles area.

**Ethan Hatcher** (3:41)
I don't think this is anything good for them. They should have banned it back in 2010

**Nigel** (3:47)
Do we have time?

**Ethan Hatcher** (3:48)
We got time. Let's do the last one.

**Nigel** (3:50)
This TV reporter in Lexington.
Slightly nervous. This is like the fourth story we've had about a sea lion. So anyway, this reporter, a little nervous while the sea lion was kind of crawling near both sides of his head. After a while, he made it seem like a routine. Go ahead.

**Ethan Hatcher** (4:12)
Oh, thank you. Now, what if they try to bite me?

**Nigel** (4:14)
OK, that's good. They're very friendly.

**Ethan Hatcher** (4:16)
Oh, thank you.

**Nigel** (4:18)
Who's this?

**Ethan Hatcher** (4:19)
Lily, Lily. She's very talkative.

**Nigel** (4:21)
Anything else you want to say, Lily? I agree.

**Ethan Hatcher** (4:24)
We'll be right back, guys. Good bye.
It's an ocean kitty.

**Nigel** (4:30)
Is that what they are?

**Ethan Hatcher** (4:31)
Yeah, it's an ocean kitty.

**Nigel** (4:32)
Well, what are they doing in Lexington, Kentucky? Was that the reporter? Was that the sea lion?

**Ethan Hatcher** (4:38)
I was going to ask you the same thing.

**Nigel** (4:42)
I don't know what's more annoying, the boobies whaler or the ewww. All right, it's the Hammer and Nigel Show.