Is This Anything?

**Nigel** (0:00)
Whatever Nigel presents is the song. It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**Grady Judd** (0:09)
Yes.

**Nigel** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**Grady Judd** (0:13)
Alright, let's rock and roll.

**Nigel** (0:15)
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**Hammer** (0:31)
Breaking news, we're now over 150 likes on the YouTube stream.

**Nigel** (0:38)
That didn't take long.

**Hammer** (0:39)
It did not.

**Nigel** (0:40)
You mentioned Allison and a permanent camera on her face. That's going to get the likes.

**Hammer** (0:46)
It is. And I'm trying to tell her how much people like her, but she always gives me the finger and it hurts my feelings after a while. So, Allison, please give yourself that dedicated camera up there and we will begin. Is this anything?
Seventy nine year old Florida man has been accused of holding his manhood in front of people while watering his yard.

**Nigel** (1:12)
This is the perfect one for Allison to put her face up on the YouTube.
This is the perfect story. Holding his manhood, what? While watering his yard?

**Hammer** (1:22)
Right. He had a real hose in one hand, had his hose in the other. And what if I told you this took place in Polk County, Florida, Nigel?

**Nigel** (1:35)
No!

**Hammer** (1:36)
Here is Sheriff Grady Judd talking about it.

**Grady Judd** (1:40)
It was sunny and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand. And he had his crank in his left hand.

**Nigel** (1:51)
That's it?

**Hammer** (1:52)
That's the clip?

**Nigel** (1:53)
That's it?

**Hammer** (1:54)
That's all you need? Do you want more of what he made? That's it. You got Grady Judd talking about cranks.

**Nigel** (2:00)
What more do you want? I got to hear it again, Allison. I got to hear it again.

**Grady Judd** (2:04)
It was sunny and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand. And he had his crank in his left hand.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:13)
It almost sounds like he's reading a children's story once upon a time.

**Nigel** (2:17)
Dr. Seuss, Grady Judd, friend of the show. We love him because of his clips. We've played his clips throughout the years. He's been on this show.
This is something. And what? I mean, you're 79 years old in Florida. You maybe maybe you were just had an itch or something.

**Hammer** (2:34)
You're watering your lawn and it was teenage girls in front of him. Nige, the police report said it was teenage girls in front of him. That's not a coincidence.

**Nigel** (2:45)
Well, maybe I can recant my statement. Maybe I retract.

**Hammer** (2:50)
I tell you what, I think the way to make this right is by having great moments in Grady Judd history.

**Nigel** (2:58)
Yes.

**Hammer** (2:59)
Let's go.

**Grady Judd** (3:00)
But if you come to a school in this county armed, we're going to do our best through either our guardians, our school resource officers, or our school resource deputy sheriffs, to eliminate the threat outside of the school before they ever get to the children. Now, if you have trouble understanding that, let me give it to you in Polk County vernacular.

**Hammer** (3:25)
Please.

**Grady Judd** (3:26)
This is the last thing you'll see.

**Hammer** (3:28)
Pointing a gun.

**Grady Judd** (3:29)
Before we put a bullet through your head if you're trying to hurt our children. We're going to shoot you grave yard dead.
If you come on to a campus with a gun, threatening our children or shooting at us.

**Hammer** (3:45)
He points a gun to the press pool.

**Nigel** (3:49)
I mean, there's no better way.

**Hammer** (3:50)
This is the last thing you're going to see.

**Nigel** (3:52)
There's no better way to get your message across than doing what he's done.

**Hammer** (3:56)
Here is Sheriff Grady Judd when the Summer of Love was taking place and there were rumors that somebody might try to start looting stores in Polk County.

**Grady Judd** (4:07)
But we have received information in social media that some of the criminals were going to take their criminal conduct into the neighborhoods. I would tell them, if you value your life, you probably shouldn't do that in Polk County.
Because the people of Polk County like guns, they have guns. I encourage them to own guns. And they're going to be in their homes tonight with their guns loaded. And if you try to break into their homes to steal, to set fires, I'm highly recommending they blow you back out of the house with their guns.