Is This Anything?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**Hammer** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**Hammer** (0:15)
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**Nigel** (0:30)
Do you ever play Black Crowes when you were the rock jock?

**Hammer** (0:33)
Hard to handle, baby.

**Nigel** (0:35)
Hey, little baby, I like your candy. Better than to handle.

**Hammer** (0:40)
I think we entirely screwed that up.

**Nigel** (0:42)
Yeah, yeah. Chris Robinson, frontman of the Black Crowes, ticked off some audience members in Tampa at a recent concert.
So a picture of the band's mascot dressed as Uncle Sam just showed up on the big screen, right? Just like before the band comes out, it's a picture of like the logo as Uncle Sam. And then people started a USA chant. I love a good USA chant. We did that at Carb Day.
But then very woke frontman, Chris Robinson, told the crowd, thanks for the geography lesson. I don't know what you have to be so proud of. Oh, and he started getting booed. Here's a little bit more.

**Chris Robinson** (1:27)
Some of us have real faith.
And for those of you booing us, some of us are not afraid. And we most assuredly are not ignorant. So thank you.

**Nigel** (1:47)
I heard a few boos.

**Hammer** (1:49)
No, there were boos. You watch that entire thing. There's people walking out. There's people booing.
And I don't need a geography lesson. This is something for sure. This is ignorant. This is Chris Robinson saying, screw the fans. Right. Like they, I'm sure Uncle Sam and the was the Black Crow. The mascot was dressed up as Uncle Sam in some sort of mocking tone towards the USA. I don't know the context of it. Maybe I'm wrong.
But know your audience, dude. You're in Tampa.

**Nigel** (2:21)
Right.

**Hammer** (2:22)
Just embrace it.

**Nigel** (2:23)
Democrats.
Some of them love this country, too. You don't say, you know, like there's nothing wrong with the USA chant. Why does a USA chant all of a sudden have to mean you're ready to storm into the Capitol on January 6th? Like, isn't it wild? You could see somebody walk down the street.

**Hammer** (2:42)
That's a good point.

**Nigel** (2:43)
One of them has a American flag t-shirt on. The other one has green hair and like three piercings. And I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts. I know who each one of them voted for.
It's weird that it's like that. But to tee off on your crowd who paid to see your old pasty, white decrepit ass.

**Hammer** (3:03)
And it wasn't that big a crowd either, just so you know. Know your audience, bro.
Just keep on singing. Just sing hard to handle. And she talks to angels, OK?

**Nigel** (3:16)
Shut the hell up.
Is this anything? A family in New York City mourning the loss of their father was shocked when they went to attend his wake and found a stranger laying in the coffin.

**Hammer** (3:30)
Oh, no.

**Nigel** (3:31)
Here's the man's son talking about what happened at the funeral home.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:35)
When we opened the coffin, we found another man.
And they were trying, like for hours, trying to convince us that he was our father. They say that they found, like in the same week, another person with a similar name. We don't know where our father is at right now. They say that they cremated him, but we are not sure.

**Hammer** (4:07)
They found a stranger in the coffin at the wake. Apparently, even after you die, if finding affordable housing in New York is impossible. This is something I would be livid. I would be so...
I wouldn't know what to do, though. They said they tried to convince him for hours. No, that's him. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's him.

**Nigel** (4:27)
Sir, that's a black man. No, not your dad.
But I'm pretty sure my dad was a white. Nope, nope, that's him. OK, it's the Hammer and Nigel Show.