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How Many Old Jingles Do You Remember?

Hammer + Nigel Show Podcast

June 10, 2026

Here are four jingles that, sorry to tell you, if you can finish you're officially old! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
But get ready on the pause button. I want to see if Ethan can finish these. Here's how you know you're old. And I know I'm old, I'm older than you. Are you in your 30s? Yes, I am. Wow, how old? I will be turning 34 this November. Wow, 34, good lord. November of 92 Here are four jingles. Sorry to tell everybody. If you can finish these jingles, you're officially old. Try it out here below. Just just be quick on the pause button, OK?
Folgers in your cup. You're old. You're old. Go ahead. Hit play. Is he right? All right. Pause it again. That was pretty good. All right. That was easy. That's an iconic one. Everybody knows the Folgers. You ever see the Folgers incest commercial? Oh, it's Hammer's favorite. Yeah, it's great. During the holidays, the brother comes home and the sister's a little too excited. I was just waiting for you.
You're my president, or however it went. OK, Alison, let's see if you can finish this one, this next one. I am stuck on Band-Aid, friend. Cause Band-Aid stuck on me. Oh my gosh! Cause Band-Aid stuck on me. You got it. You knew that one? Yeah, that's a classic one, too. I didn't get that one. Really? And I'm the one that put this together. I didn't I didn't I didn't get that one. All right. Next, let's see if we can finish this one, Ethan.
Alright.
My baloney has a second name. It's M-E-Y-E-R. M-A-Y-E. M-A-Y-E-R. Sorry. All right. Now, this is the true test. I don't think anybody's going to get this one. I certainly didn't. Go ahead.
It's an Alka-Zelzer commercial. Yeah. I want to relif this. What a relief it is.
Man Mears is officially old, and he's got traffic, ladies and gentlemen. We got them all.

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