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Hodgetwins First Marriages Didn't Go Well...

Hodgetwins Podcast

October 14, 2026

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SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

I was married 19 years old in the Marine Corps to a black woman. She used to beat his ass too.

But one day, he'd been bed-hulled, marrying, smoking Joe Frey.

SPEAKER_2 (0:14)

Bader, what now?

SPEAKER_1 (0:16)

Well, I was 19 at the time. And I remember she called the cops on me. And when the cops got there, she started screaming and crying, told the cops I hit her.

So when you said that, it's like I can speak from experience, that actually happened to me. But when those cops came, they already knew me by first name because there was always coming calls us. So always fighting and arguing. And I thought, I said, look, I haven't talked to her. I said, look at my arms. This bitch been whooping my ass for the last hour. I'm just keeping office. They took her to jail.

SPEAKER_2 (0:49)

Nice.

SPEAKER_1 (0:49)

Yeah. I've always said this. I mean, I know men over history has did some wicked things. But I think there's a special evil in a woman.

SPEAKER_2 (0:59)

Yeah. Well, it comes through her because that's her nature.

Ever since the Adam and Eve story, you know, when the woman listened to it, at one time there was just God and his son, Jesus, right?

SPEAKER_1 (1:11)

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (1:12)

And they had a relationship. And they communicated without words. They just communicated without words.

And then God decided, you know what? I'm tired of creating human beings with my hands.

So, because as long as I create them from the dust of the earth, with my hand, they're not gonna decide if they want to love me or not. By force or not by choice, right? And God wanted us to love him by choice, not by force. So he decided to create the woman, and he created Eve. And when Eve first came along, she loved Adam, who loved the father, and they were a perfect piece. And then she went shopping one day.

SPEAKER_1 (1:53)

Bitch went shopping.

SPEAKER_2 (1:57)

She went to the store, cause Adam wanted some candy yams. It was Sunday.

SPEAKER_1 (2:05)

He wanted some candy yams.

SPEAKER_2 (2:06)

He wanted some candy yams, collard greens, cornbread. And in those days, they didn't even have fork and spoon. They ate with their fingers.

You ever eat collard greens and cornbread with your fingers?

SPEAKER_1 (2:17)

No.

SPEAKER_2 (2:18)

Oh my God. It's the best? Yeah, it's like-

SPEAKER_1 (2:22)

Tastes better, huh?

SPEAKER_2 (2:22)

Put okras in there, collard greens, cornbread, some candy yams.

SPEAKER_1 (2:30)

I was thinking of on TikTok, Jesse, a bunch of Africans eating with their hands?

SPEAKER_2 (2:33)

Yes.

SPEAKER_1 (2:33)

I'm like, these people are savages. Boy, they look like savages, but it made the food look so good.

SPEAKER_2 (2:39)

It was delicious. I used to eat that way in Alabama. We didn't. Yeah, with the hands.

But anyway, she went to the store and got some soul food.

And she saw Satan at the store. And Satan was like, Eve, how's Adam? He's fine. You still with him? Yes, I love my husband. He was like, no, you shouldn't be with that man. Be your own woman. And she was like, no, I love my husband. I'm going to be with my husband. I love him. And she was like, no. So she kind of said no to him. When she went home, she told Adam that she had seen Eve, I mean, St. at the store. And he was like, stay away from that. He's evil.

Do not believe him. And she was like, okay. And Adam, St. had tried to convince Adam to turn against his father, but he wouldn't. And so-

SPEAKER_1 (3:30)

Cause man got sent.

SPEAKER_2 (3:31)

Yes.

And so she went back to the store the next day, and they got some white people food. Salads.

SPEAKER_1 (3:40)

Apple. Yeah. Toaster. All right. White people food.

SPEAKER_2 (3:47)

So they had white people food. Yeah. And so she saw St. again. He was like, you still with him? You could be your own woman. You can take your bra off. You could be independent. You have abortions. You don't have to listen to that man.

SPEAKER_1 (4:02)

Feminism.

SPEAKER_2 (4:03)

And she did.

She listened. In the very moment, she listened to the devil, her whole nature changed. It changed from good to evil. Satan made a home in her. He became her god. And she would no longer listen to her husband. And so she went home, and Adam saw a change in her. She's like, what happened? She was like, well, I saw Satan out in the market, and he told me I could be my own god. I don't have to listen to you. He said, you listen to your father. Why should I listen to you?

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