Hammer & Nigel Weekly Recap, 7/17

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
And it's time for producer Allison.
She takes the best sound bites of the week and plays them in a completely out of context montage. Allison, fire in the hole.

**Allison** (0:12)
If you're in a lake, are you grabbing anything, a big brown blob of anything?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:17)
No.

**Allison** (0:17)
When you're in the lake? Beaver's frothing at the mouth.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:21)
If I had a dollar for every time I've had to think about that. It's wine o'clock.
I know Bill Nye, the science guy, but I know a fart when I hear one.

**Allison** (0:33)
Hey, you taking out fricking pictures?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:37)
We're going to assume you probably had diarrhea. Just don't tell us about it and don't do it in the pool.

**Allison** (0:42)
I am the face of the WNBA.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:45)
But in case you haven't noticed, I've got a thing for crazy broads.

**Allison** (0:49)
I swear to God, I haven't noticed. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you had me at chili.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:56)
Newsflash buddy.

**Allison** (0:58)
I'm going to have to swallow this next one here.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:01)
Worldwide diarrhea outbreak.

**Allison** (1:04)
You'd have to handle the bag. I will take the bun before inserting the wiener into the bun.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:12)
There it is, producer Allison. Out of context, we can review.