Hammer & Nigel: Out of Context Week in Review, 10-2

Hammer & Nigel (0:00)

Right now, we're going to do something we do pretty much on the regular at this time every week. Producer Allison takes some various clips and soundbites from the week and puts them together in a very interesting montage. We call it the Out of Context Montage by Producer Allison.

But she won't have any legs, she's going to be Lieutenant Dan for the rest of her life now.

Hammer & Nigel (0:25)

Well, you know, look, Lieutenant Dan ended up living a good life. He was walking on those poles.

Hammer & Nigel (0:32)

Jeez! There's not enough bonafide ass whoopens in this country.

Hammer & Nigel (0:37)

You better put on a long Steven Curtis Chapman song if you needed to go take a number two there.

Hammer & Nigel (0:43)

And no, it's not cold in here, it's just the material rubbing on my chest.

Hammer & Nigel (0:48)

Yeah, they caught me. My wife walked in on me, I was looking at glamour and she caught me.

Hammer & Nigel (0:54)

Look, if they paid more, you wouldn't have to see my... Losing body parts sucks.

Hammer & Nigel (1:06)

And on the air, I had a work crush on her, her glasses that look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg. What?

Hammer & Nigel (1:12)

No more implosions. This country needs more explosions.

You buy me a bunch of hot pockets and leave me alone.

Hammer & Nigel (1:24)

I just, you know, let me smell the bubblicious emanating off her breath, mixed with vomit.

Hammer & Nigel (1:30)

There it is.

Hammer & Nigel (1:32)

Bravo. What are your better ones, Allison?

Hammer & Nigel (1:34)

Well done, Ms. Allison.