Hammer and Nigel Weekly Show Recap

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Each week, around this time, she takes a few clips from the previous four days, and we call it, Producer Allison's Hammer and Nigel Out of Context Weekend Review.

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There's a difference between the heli... What's it called? The helicopter...

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Helicoptering.

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The helicoptering and the flabjacks. This is helicoptering right here.

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Okay.

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This is flabjacks right here. Let's sit down right now.

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Do we have time for a diarrhea update?

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Quote, biting into someone's leg like it was fried chicken.

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He looks like if Yukon Cornelius did a bunch of cocaine.

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Depends on how big or small you are. And I'm very small, very small.

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The monkeypox outbreak is occurring almost entirely among men who have sex with me.

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Do you prefer your hot dog buns in the can?

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I'll take them right here. This calls a, quote, skin on skin slapping sound.

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Boy, I walked backwards, cheek spread open into that one, didn't I?
Oh, yes, with the heavy floater on top. Oh, man, that was so good. Did he use his junk for kindling?

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Yes.
Right. You know how sometimes you start a bonfire in the backyard and you got some twigs, sticks and stones? He used his testicles. Yes.

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I may or may not be writing dirty right now.

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I don't like sucked out at all. There it is.
The producer Allison out of context. We can review.