Hammer and Nigel Weekley Recap, 6/5/26

**Hammer** (0:00)
All right, speaking of producer Allison, each week around this time, she takes highlights or low lights of some things that have been said on this program, puts them together in a little montage. We call it the out of context we can review.
Like as weird as this is to say, I kind of want a Nigel's banana right now. Like the way you describe it, I kind of want one right now.

**Nigel** (0:22)
I could supply one.

**Hammer** (0:23)
Please don't.
We're going to talk about what's in Nigel's wife's butt. You can hide.

**Nigel** (0:30)
It's fine.

**Hammer** (0:32)
The power of Christ compels you, bitch. Oh!

**Nigel** (0:35)
I'm going to have the chalupa with the guy wearing the kilt. Are you kidding me?

**Hammer** (0:42)
What is a trap queen? And submit.

**Nigel** (0:46)
That's a good question. I think you have to admire a woman like that, not afraid to adorn a witch's hat at any time of the year.
What could possibly be wrong with the chili egg roll?

**Hammer** (0:59)
Nothing. If you're an a-hole at a kindergarten graduation, sometimes you need to be punched in the crank.

**Nigel** (1:05)
I've been... There was a bend over.

**Hammer** (1:06)
There was not a bend over.

**Nigel** (1:07)
I bent over. I bent over.
When she was sitting nude in that subway, she did not put down an ass napkin.

**Hammer** (1:13)
No.

**Nigel** (1:14)
She should have.

**Hammer** (1:15)
There it is. The Out of Context Weekend Review.